YouTube video shows thief steal a CASE of Guinness by hiding it between her legs

December 29th, 2011

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By
Thomas Durante

Last updated at 8:10 AM on 29th December 2011

It was a lovely day for a Guinness for this beer burglar, but the way she went about stealing it is as impressive as it is illegal.

A video posted to YouTube shows how the woman, shopping with a man and young child, eying a 24-pack of Guinness along a wall in the store.

She casually walks over and, in a quick motion, scoops up the beer, lifts her dress and positions the case between her legs.

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Shopping: The video starts out innocently enough, with a family looking at merchandise

Nonchalantly, the woman is then seen walking back to the man and child before eventually walking out of the camera’s view.

If you didn’t already know she had just stolen the beer, you wouldn’t have been able to tell by the way she walked, her gait virtually unchanged despite the case between her thighs.

Shoplifter: The woman then walks over to the cases of beer, eying a 24-pack of Guinness

My goodness, my Guinness: She casually walks over and, in a quick motion, scoops up the beer, lifts her dress and positions the case between her legs

To pull off the robbery, the woman must have been drinking her Guinness for strength, as a 24-can case can weigh between 18 and 20 pounds.

There is no word on whether the stout shoplifter was caught, or where the incident even took place.

The video has nearly 300,000 views on YouTube since it was put up on December 18.

The video of the theft has nearly 300,00 views on YouTube since it was uploaded on December 18

How did she do it? She is then somehow able to walk away, with no indication that there's a 18-20-pound case of Guinness held between her thighs

How did she do it? She is then somehow able to walk away, with no indication that there’s a 18-20-pound case of Guinness held between her thighs

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Well that is why they like to wear lots of clothes. Who knows what goes on underneath. She probably had a big pack of cigarttes to go with it. At least she didn’t have their headgear on or we might have thought it was a guy. As for a bad lesson for their child. Well they actually think they are teaching them well in the art of taking us for a ride. After all their attitude is to get as much as they can out of us.

– Pam, W.Yorkshire, 29/12/2011 17:56

crikey I bet her husband has to strap a plank across his bottom when they have sex.
– hobo, Wakefield, 29/12/2011 17:44 Too late for that. He’s long gone.

– Liam, Macclesfield, 29/12/2011 17:47

crikey I bet her husband has to strap a plank across his bottom when they have sex.

– hobo, Wakefield, 29/12/2011 17:44

Cannot stop laughing at the comments! 😀

– Paul, Chester, 29/12/2011 17:42

Perhaps she had some sort of carrying system devised within her dress to hold it so she could walk normally, just legs further apart?

– Eddie, Bristol, 29/12/2011 17:41

You are all wrong she does not have strong thighs, she is just a common thief. If you watch closely she spits on her hand and wets something between her legs! She then squats on the cans, slurp, this causes a vacuum and voila the cans disappear. This is not magic she has a big rubber sucker hidden under her skirt, just like a car dent puller that is what she wetted, the only thing her thighs did was close the handles to make it work!! What evil people.

– Job Swerth, Southall Middlesex, 29/12/2011 17:37

I once chased and caught a woman when I worked in a small corner shop. She had stolen a 4 pack of beer and my colleague alerted me to this as she ran out the door. I dont know if she had shoved them down her pants or not but one thing I do know is that she dropped them and I was so annoyed that one of the cans of beer ended up over her head.

– KLO, liverpool, 29/12/2011 17:33

This savage went equipped to steal. She clearly had some form of supporting structure beneath her skirt which allowed her to quickly load up and walk off. This was definitely NOT the first time she had pulled this stunt off.
– artie bucco, wells, somerset, 29/12/2011 17:24 Probably a crane.

– Liam, Macclesfield, 29/12/2011 17:33

just knicking lifes essentials

– chris, marske, 29/12/2011 17:32

she still walk and Chat nooormaly!! bet she still has a room for many things to come LOOL

– Christ, London, 29/12/2011 17:30

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