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February 6th, 2016 
Awake Goy Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS–
Every now and then America’s Freedom Fighters likes to take a break from the every day problems we all deal with when it comes to the troubles our country and world are facing and like they say, ‘Laughter is THE BEST MEDICINE!’ We hope you enjoy!
I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Costco and standing in line at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Jokingly I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now riveted to my story, particularly one guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no- I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
Lol! Now that’s some funny stuff right there I tell you!
WOOF WOOF!
(h/t Stuff Happens)
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Dean James III% AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS
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