Psychopaths unite! Our inside sources in Donbass managed to tape the phone conversation that led to this match made in heaven:

Jihadi Jim: Hey Ned, I’ve been following your Instagram page, and you seem like a cool guy. Wanna meet up?

Nazi Ned: Depends… Do you like long walks on the beach?

Jihadi Jim: Yeah, but only if they end in a mass execution. Otherwise, what’s the point, you know? I also like long, drawn-out torture sessions. And my favorite meal? Easy. Liver!!

Nazi Ned: No way! I love all those things!

Jihadi Jim: Seriously, dude? Like, what are the chances a heathen Nazi like you and a jihadi lion like me would have so much in common?

Nazi Ned: I know, right? Hey, you wouldn’t happen to know my uncle Sam, would you?

Jihadi Jim: Know him? He calls me, like, every other day!

Nazi Ned: I think I found my soulmate!

Videos and screenshots below (courtesy of Fort Russ).