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April 29th, 2012 
FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda
In a fake television attack advertisement shown by the president, Mr Romney
was trailed as the long-awaited “candidate with the courage to fight
for a dog’s freedom to feel the wind in his fur”.
Under Mr Obama’s “European-style dog socialism”, meanwhile, “man’s
best friend has been forced into government-controlled automobiles”.
Mr Obama then played with the notorious remark by Sarah Palin, the 2008
Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, that the only thing separating a “hockey
mom” such as her and a pit bull was “lipstick”.
“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?” Mr
Obama asked. “A pit bull is delicious.” He added to much laughter
that it was best served with “a little soy sauce.”
Thanking the evening’s high-profile guests – who ranged from former House
Speaker Newt Gingrich to celebrity Kim Kardashian – Mr Obama paid special
tribute to his Republican foes in Congress for taking “a break from
their exhausting schedule of not passing any laws to be here”.
But as their newly anointed figurehead it was Mr Romney who bore the brunt of
much of the teasing. The setting of a vast hotel ballroom was what the
multimillionaire former private equity boss might call “a little
fixer-upper”, the president said.
However “he and I actually have a lot in common,” Mr Obama
reflected. “We both think of our wives as our better halves, and polls
show, to a alarmingly insulting extent, the American people agree”.
Mr Obama was just as harsh on himself, joking that if he won a second term he
would need to pass his overhaul of the health care system – which is
expected to be scrapped by the Supreme Court – again.
He also referenced recent political headaches such as the Secret Service
prostitution scandal and a government spending watchdog spending hundreds of
thousands of dollars on a junket to Las Vegas.
The president’s speech was followed by a routine by the comedian Jimmy Kimmel,
who ridiculed his shortcomings.
“Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better
tomorrow?” asked Kimmel. “That was hilarious”.
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