The serially lobotomised non-player-character will dutifully install the app as soon as the double masked immigration officer at passport control makes the suggestion for them to do so. After a 13 hour flight from Europe, or a 30 hour flight from the US, jet-lagged, delirious from exhaustion, neurologically damaged from bio-weapon boosters, but still a part of something bigger. Saving the world. The greater good. One carbon footprint reduction at a time. Modestly heroic. Shamelessly flaunted. Gratuitously savoured.
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