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April 4th, 2012 
FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda Thank you for your resume for the position of Chief of Decency Police (CDP). We are very interested in offering you this position contingent upon the following:
1. Please send us your underwear, soiled and new. All CDPs must wear plain underwear (“tightie whities”), and any underwear with lace tops, sayings or color will disqualify you from consideration.
2. The names, phone numbers and addresses of your first and last two boyfriends, and any and all current and former spouses. All CDP candidates must undergo strict background checks and we want to assure you were married when you engaged in any sexual relations.
3. In addition to number 2, please provide a complete three year history of your menstrual cycle prior to giving birth to any children. We want to assure that sexual intercourse is for procreation only. If you do not have any children and are married, please note frequency and times of sexual intercourse on the calendar so we may infer the use of contraceptives.
Finally, since the CDP will spend all their time worrying about other people, we need a complete history of your internet use along with the requisite passwords to any and all sites such as Facebook, Yahoo or Gmail. We also will need to know if you have a Hotmail account, since the term is salacious and would clearly indicate tendencies toward sexual deviation.
Thank you for your interest the job of CDP, we look forward to receiving this information (especially the soiled undies). Don’t worry, we’ll be watching you.
Sincerely,
Walton J. Fugbugger
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