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All the mega monster Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals, in one place. Greetings, traveler. It seems you’ve wandered into our Black Friday village to sip the sweet, reduced sauce of Stüssy jawnz, and load your mule with some discounted Dyson vacuums. We can’t blame you. In fact, we’re really just here to […]
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The Best Wayfair Black Friday Deals, From Noguchi Dupes to Vitamix Blenders
November 26th, 2023 
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Wake Up, Chef: This Vitamix Blender Is 50% Off On Amazon Right Now
October 11th, 2023 Awake Goy Cutting things in half is an important part of cooking. (It’s also a central part of Dewey Cox’s backstory.) Like, have you ever cut a lemon in half? What about a sandwich? In any case, Amazon wants to contribute to you cutting future ingredients and dishes in half by cutting the price of one of […]
I Tried Vitamix’s Immersion Blender, and Now I’m the President of Soup
September 8th, 2023 Awake Goy It’s 2023, and to paraphrase Tom Waits, every kitchen appliance you can think of is true. A toaster that steams your bread to keep it moist inside? Meet the Balmuda. An affordable pizza oven for your home that dishes out ‘za like you were in a New York slice shop? Ninja and Ooni have both […]
Can’t Afford a Vitamix? This $90 Ninja Blender Is (Pretty Much) Identical
September 20th, 2022 Awake Goy When it comes to fancy blenders, the brand that reigns supreme, undoubtedly, is the almighty Vitamix. Chefs love them, home cooks love them, and smoothie-heads love them—but no lie, they can be pretty pricey. Even when they’re on sale, you’d be hard-pressed to snag one for under 250 bucks—and the high-end models can go for […]
