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I’m a creature of habit when it comes to sex toys. After years of riding, grinding, and testing products from budget and luxury brands alike, a lineup of trusted go-tos has naturally emerged; combination vibrators, G-spot wands, and lay-on toys are at the heart of my horny ecosystem, though every once in a while, a […]
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Unbound Babes’ Smart Vibrator Humps You Back (and Looks Like Soft-Serve)
October 17th, 2023 
Awake Goy No disrespect to the jelly dildos of yesteryear, but today’s sex toys are both much more body-safe, and, shall we say, “thematically diverse.” They pay homage to everything from psychedelic mushrooms, to sci-fi monsters to the internet's favorite ogre. There are alien-like dildos that look fresh from The Abyss. Some sexual wellness brands even use […]
I Tried OhMiBod’s Wearable ‘Foxy’ Panty Vibrator for On-the-Go Orgasms
September 29th, 2023 Awake Goy These days, everything we could ever want [opens trench coat] is available at the touch of a button. Craving some Japanese ube cheesecake, but don’t want to leave your precious Togo sofa? Find it on UberEats. Want to make a deal with god, and monitor your heart rate while singing along to “Scatman in your […]
I Tried Laya III, Fun Factory’s New Vibrator for Humping and Grinding
September 26th, 2023 Awake Goy As much as I love a three-headed vibrator, I usually find myself gravitating towards sex toys that forgo a dizzying amount of bells, whistles, and anal beads for something a little more minimalist in design. I still want high-tech engineering, of course, and an aesthetic worthy of MoMA PS1. I just don’t want a sex […]
I Tried ‘the World’s Most Flexible Vibrator’ (and It Hit All the Spots)
May 16th, 2023 Awake Goy 2007 was a big year for me. Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone, Radiohead dropped In Rainbows, and I stuck an unripe banana up my vagina. I was a teenager at the time, and while I was getting better at masturbating I still had no idea what kind of sex toy would work for me, let […]
