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Robert F Kennedy Jr faced an assassination scare on Friday after a heavily armed man posing as security entered his campaign event. Kennedy’s campaign manager has written to Joe Biden demanding Secret Service protection after […] The post RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Armed Man Tried To Approach Him At Campaign Event appeared […]
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RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Armed Man Tried To Approach Him At Campaign Event
September 20th, 2023 
Awake Goy I Tried the Limba Flex, a Bendy Dildo That Feels Custom-Made for Your Cooch
September 16th, 2023 Awake Goy When it comes to sex toys, I usually belong to the less-is-more camp. Dildos with dizzying amounts of bells and whistles can feel a lot like going to one of those restaurants where everything is doused in truffle oil, or like hanging out at your rich best friend’s house in the 90s and wondering if […]
CIA Tried to Pay Off Analysts to Bury Findings that COVID Lab Leak Was Likely
September 15th, 2023 Awake Goy Just another day at the office… Source Views: 0
I Tried Pheromone Perfume to See If It Could Make Me a Sex Magnet
September 15th, 2023 Awake Goy It’s not every day that I get a compliment on my toes, my outfit, and my teeth. But it’s also not every day that I’m dripping in extra pheromones, which is what happened when I doused myself in Pure Instinct’s pheromone oil in the hopes of having a weekend filled with even more competitive flirting […]
Enrique Tarrio: Feds Tried to ‘Coerce Me’ into Implicating Donald Trump
September 13th, 2023 Awake Goy Former Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio claimed federal prosecutors tried to “coerce” him into implicating former President Donald Trump in the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot. Last week, U.S. District Judge Timothy Kelly sentenced Tarrio to a record-high 22 years in prison despite not being in Washington, DC, on January 6. “I don’t know what instructions I […]
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No Comments »I Tried Vitamix’s Immersion Blender, and Now I’m the President of Soup
September 8th, 2023 Awake Goy It’s 2023, and to paraphrase Tom Waits, every kitchen appliance you can think of is true. A toaster that steams your bread to keep it moist inside? Meet the Balmuda. An affordable pizza oven for your home that dishes out ‘za like you were in a New York slice shop? Ninja and Ooni have both […]
About the Russian Spy Who Tried to Unlock Hezbollah’s Office in Lebanon’s Dahiyeh
August 30th, 2023 Awake Goy August 29, 2023 Ibrahim Al-Amin Translated by Areej Fatima Al-Husseini The Israeli enemy seems to be under intense pressure, particularly in terms of strategic security, forcing it to conduct operations that do not represent the professionalism it once displayed. Their failure to achieve several goals in past years prompted them to begin point-scoring operations. The most recent confrontations […]
I Tried the Ooni Volt Electric Pizza Oven (and Now I Go By Chuck E. Cheese)
August 24th, 2023 Awake Goy The annals of history will remember 2020 for many things, but as far as home cooking goes, it was the year of sourdough starters, learning how to make cocktails, and backyard pizza. And as I predicted shortly before the vaccines landed—when we were beginning to fantasize about re-entering social life—the post-COVID era would be even […]
I Tried the Tenga Spinner, a $25 Male Sex Toy That’s Gone Mainstream
July 21st, 2023 Awake Goy Male sex toys—the ones you’re supposed to enter, not be entered by—seem to still be strangely taboo, even in today’s relatively sexually open-minded society. While it’s almost taken for granted that a woman might own a vibrator or dildo, owning a stroker or a more elaborate, involved toy as a man feels a little less […]
In America Evil is Good and Good is Persecuted; This Man Shouldn’t Even Be Tried!
June 30th, 2023 Awake Goy US $2 Million Donated to Daniel Penny’s Legal Defense Fund By infostormer – May 15, 2023 3 The hero Daniel Penny who defended New York City subway riders from an insane black nigger person who falsely believed he was Michael Jackson, has received over $2 million in donations for his legal defense. Tim Pool […]
I Tried ‘the World’s Most Flexible Vibrator’ (and It Hit All the Spots)
May 16th, 2023 Awake Goy 2007 was a big year for me. Steve Jobs introduced the iPhone, Radiohead dropped In Rainbows, and I stuck an unripe banana up my vagina. I was a teenager at the time, and while I was getting better at masturbating I still had no idea what kind of sex toy would work for me, let […]
FBI tried to cultivate ‘sources’ inside Catholic and Christian churches under phony guise of fighting ‘domestic terrorism’
April 18th, 2023 Awake Goy (NaturalNews) (Natural News) The House Judiciary Committee on Monday made public internal documents that showed the FBI had sought to cultivate sources within Christian churches and Catholic dioceses to fight domestic terrorism.The documents were obtained last month by members of the Weaponization Subcommittee, including House Judiciary Committee … [Read More…] Source Views: 0
Posted in Jewish News Tags: catholic, christian, churches, cultivate, inside, sources, tried No Comments »I Tried Loop Earplugs, and Now All My Friends and I Wear Them to Loud Shows
March 18th, 2023 Awake Goy During the darkest emotional crypts of prime quarantine time in 2020, I’d often lay vegetal on my sofa and fantasize about the most crowded, depraved social environments I couldn’t wait to return to: the din of a full restaurant bar, with people’s arms reaching past your elbows to tip their bartenders; the swiveling leather chairs […]
Tilda Swinton Blasts Hollywood: ‘They Tried Forcing Me To Wear a Useless Mask – NOT Anymore’
March 15th, 2023 Awake Goy Hollywood actress Tilda Swinton has announced she will not be wearing a ‘useless mask’ while filming her next movie in Ireland. The actress, known for her roles in The Avengers: Endgame and Doctor Strange, revealed her decision while speaking to an audience at the SXSW festival in Austin, Texas. During a recent keynote speech at […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: blasts, forcing, Hollywood, swinton, tilda, tried, useless No Comments »‘What Hasn’t Russia Tried At This Point?’: Why Some Ukrainians Are Returning Home
February 24th, 2023 Awake Goy The “strange new normal” has not stopped the displaced heading back to war-torn cities. Source Views: 0
How the Silent Hill-Inspired ‘SIGNALIS’ Tried to Forge Its Own Identity
February 3rd, 2023 Awake Goy Though Konami has done little to nurture the Silent Hill series in the past decade and change, its influence has rarely wavered. You merely needed to know where to look. Nowhere was the power of Silent Hill more pronounced than in 2021s SIGNALIS from rose-engine, a sprawling and sci-fi intimate story about love and death, […]
Pfizer tried to ‘bully’ India into accepting experimental injections
January 23rd, 2023 Awake Goy According to Rajeev Chandrasekhar, the minister for electronics and technology, the US pharmaceutical company Pfizer tried to “bully” the Indian government into releasing it from liability for legal actions over its Covid-19 vaccine. In the end, India never authorized the vaccination injection. Chandrasekhar tweeted on Friday, “Just to remind all Indians, that Pfizer sought to […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: accepting, bully, experimental, India, injections, pfizer, tried No Comments »Israeli army kills resistance fighter and man who tried to save him
January 20th, 2023 Awake Goy In Jenin refugee camp, Israeli forces killed resistance fighter Adham Jabareen. When eyewitness Jawad Bawaqneh tried to save him, he was also shot and killed by Israeli forces. Source Views: 0
Russian Hackers Tried to Break Into the U.S.’s Top Nuclear Labs: Report
January 11th, 2023 Awake Goy Hackers tied to a Russian bodybuilder and IT worker attempted to hack American nuclear research labs last year, according to a report from Reuters. The hacking group Cold River used phishing techniques in an attempt to access the Brookhaven, Argonne, and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories. According to Reuters, Cold River ran its scheme during the […]
Report: MTG Tried to Place Rep. Rosendale on Phone with Trump After He Voted Against McCarthy
January 7th, 2023 Awake Goy Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) reportedly tried to place Rep. Matt Rosendale (R-MT) on a live phone call with former President Donald J. Trump Friday night moments after Rosendale voted against Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) for speaker of the House on the unsuccessful 14th ballot. Source Views: 0
