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Babe, wake up—September ended. But before we dive head first into spoopy season, and attempt to outrun the tidal wave of pumpkin everything, we must do a little reminiscing on what y’all, dear VICE readers, were absolutely frothing over during the nicest month of the year (weatherwise, at least). (OK, so New York City finished […]
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What VICE Readers Bought This Month: Milking Tables and Birkenstock Dupes
October 4th, 2023 
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No Comments »France never stopped looting Africa, now the tables are turning
August 9th, 2023 Awake Goy AUG 8, 2023 As developments in West Africa demonstrate, the francophone countries are no longer willing to accept French neo-colonialism. With the fear factor finally removed, Africa’s quest for genuine independence is steadily coming to fruition. Brad Pearce The 26 July coup in the West African nation of Niger, which threatens to undermine French and US military […]
Biden Provides List of ‘Accomplishments’ So Liberals Can Defend Him at Thanksgiving Tables
November 25th, 2022 Awake Goy Joe Biden wants us to talk to our relatives, specifically to “chat with our Uncle”, at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow about what his administration has accomplished, as 2022 comes to an end. The Biden administration […] The post Biden Provides List of ‘Accomplishments’ So Liberals Can Defend Him at Thanksgiving Tables appeared first on News […]
Posted in News Tags: accomplishments, biden, defend, liberals, provides, tables, thanksgiving No Comments »MA Town of Beverly Tables Vaccine Mandate After Public Outrage
December 30th, 2021 Awake Goy A Zoom meeting is not a public meeting, because not everyone has a computer with broadband. Politicians are hiding behind a 99.9% recovery rate virus to avoid pubic meeting laws. Via Patch.com BEVERLY, MA — A proposed coronavirus vaccination order to enter Beverly businesses was pulled from the agenda and the Beverly Board of Health […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: after, beverly, mandate, outrage, public, tables, Vaccine No Comments »The Mysterious Agape Tables: A Unique Feature of the Maltese Catacombs
December 6th, 2021 Awake Goy The ancient man-made subterranean catacombs of Malta, make up an artificial tunnel system first built in prehistoric times. This vast network of tunnels connects temples, dwellings, sanctuaries and ancient rock-cut graves for the dead, all carved underground out of solid stone. While catacombs are prevalent throughout the Mediterranean world, the Maltese catacombs include a unique […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: agape, catacombs, feature, maltese, mysterious, tables, unique No Comments »Swiss Citizens Revolt, Install Tables Outside in Front of Bars, Restaurants to Ignore Vax Passports
September 19th, 2021 Awake Goy Swiss Citizens Revolt, Install Tables Outside in Front of Bars, Restaurants to Ignore Vax PassportsDate: September 19, 2021Author: Nwo Report Source: Matt AgoristThroughout Europe, despite their heads of state promising otherwise, countries have begun to roll out vaccine passports. Under the tyrannical measures, citizens must present proof of vaccination, usually on a smartphone, before being allowed in […]
Swiss Citizens Revolt – They Install Tables Outside in Front of Bars & Restaurants to Ignore Vax Passports
September 19th, 2021 Awake Goy Throughout Europe, despite their heads of state promising otherwise, countries have begun to roll out vaccine passports. Under the tyrannical measures, citizens must present proof of vaccination, usually on a smartphone, before being allowed in places like bars, restaurants or social events. Naturally, this attack on the freedom to travel and socialize has sparked massive […]
Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book
September 17th, 2021 Awake Goy Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book HOUSTON, TX—According to sources, Pastor Joel Osteen entered his Lakewood Church today, only to find the lobby filled with tables with Bibles on them for free—tables that could be covered with his books and merchandise for sale. Joel Osteen immediately became full […]
The Tables Turn In Africa As Russia Masters Detente
June 24th, 2021 Awake Goy On May 25th the world celebrated Africa Day, the day to commemorate the founding of the Organization of African Unity in 1963. In the United States, the Director of the Atlantic Council’s Africa Center Rama Yade is celebrating by advising the Biden administration on how Africa is America’s biggest geopolitical opportunity. At the same moment […]
New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables
March 16th, 2021 Awake Goy LIMA, OH—As part of an ever-progressing military, a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. “The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is to change things so pregnant […]
‘Tables have turned but battle goes on’: ISIS surrounded in Deir ez-Zor
September 28th, 2017 Awake Goy A furious assault on Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) positions in Deir ez-Zor province and the regional capital by Syrian government forces continues, as Damascus hopes to clear the remaining pockets of terrorists from the city within days. After the siege of Deir ez-Zor province was breached during the first week of September, the […]
Governments Turn Tables by Suing Public Records Requesters
September 26th, 2017 Awake Goy Governments Turn Tables by Suing Public Records Requesters September 25th, 2017 Via: AP: An Oregon parent wanted details about school employees getting paid to stay home. A retired educator sought data about student performance in Louisiana. And college journalists in Kentucky requested documents about […]
Radical Leadership: Turning the Tables on Soft Slavery
August 17th, 2017 Awake Goy Gary ‘Z’ McGee, Staff WriterWaking Times “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Who will police the police themselves?” ~Juvenal What do we do when power corrupts, as it tends to? What do we do in the face of tyrannical governments, uncontrollably oppressive dictatorships, and police or judicial corruption and overreach? What do we do with the […]
Minnesota Police Officers Walk Off Job at WNBA Basketball Game Over T-Shirts
July 13th, 2016 Awake Goy “Police keep us safe!” “Who will protect us if not for the police?” Those are the repetitive cries from CopSuckers alike and at Saturday’s Minnesota Lynx (WNBA) game the police gave us the answer when they walked off the “job.” Why? Because they didn’t like the warm up T-shirts of the home team. According to USATODAY.com: The t-shirts […]
Brexit vote leaves progressives suspended between nativists and neoliberals
June 24th, 2016 Awake Goy The decision by British voters to exit the European Union last night was predicted by almost no pollster or expert in recent days; so it echoes the unpredicted success of Donald Trump’s populist campaign in the United States. Trump was quick to seize on the parallel; and surely many Brexit voters took great pleasure in […]
Posted in World News Tags: BDS, campaign, dinner, goods, hopes, israeli, palestinian, ramadan, tables No Comments »If You See STRANGE Tiny Flags On Road, STOP Driving… Here’s What You NEED To Know
March 1st, 2016 Awake Goy Dean James AMERICA’S FREEDOM FIGHTERS– Patriots in Colorado are honoring law enforcement officers who have died in the line of duty by planting little blue flags along the highway. What a beautiful idea! News station KMGH is reporting that Coloradans in Jefferson County are planting the blue flags along Highway 285 to show their support for law enforcement, […]
Hackers Leak Top Police Union’s Private Data Online
January 29th, 2016 Awake Goy America’s Top Police Union has Documents Hacked from Grand Lodge It’s unclear who breached and delivered the information to Cthulhu, who assures that the source is “credible.” “The following files were submitted to me through a confidential source, and have asked me to distribute it in the public interest. I cannot guarantee the authenticity of all parts of the […]
German Girl Stirs Men to Revolution
January 28th, 2016 Awake Goy This is exactly the type of video that is needed. This one girl already has 200,000 views and her video is up in several places. By the end of February, she might have more hits than the Open Gates video. The method is very simple. Women make the call for protection and men rise to […]
Why slavery is the foundation of American capitalism
December 19th, 2015 Awake Goy Today marks the 150th anniversary of the abolition of slavery in America and contrary to popular belief, slavery is not a product of Western capitalism; Western capitalism is a product of slavery. The expansion of slavery in the first eight decades after American Independence drove the evolution and modernization of the United States. Historian […]
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