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We’re pizza people. Bread, cheese, sauce—it’s intertwined in our DNA. We’ve eaten countless slices and absolutely know a good pie when we see it. Either way, we’ve graduated from take-away pies to making our own masterpieces with at-home pizza ovens. We’ve tested backyard bigwigs like the Ooni Karu 16, but only one countertop appliance reigns […]
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Pregnant Joker Holds Bank Hostage Until Someone Brings Him Pickles And Ice Cream
January 10th, 2023 
Awake Goy GOTHAM CITY — Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens’ lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met. Source Views: 0
20 House Republicans Vote for Someone Other than Kevin McCarthy
January 4th, 2023 Awake Goy Twenty House Republicans voted on Tuesday for someone other than Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) to be the next speaker of the House. Source Views: 0
More Than 1-in-4 Say They Know Someone Who Died From Covid-19 Vaccines
January 3rd, 2023 Awake Goy More than a quarter of Americans say they know someone who died from complications from the Covid-19 vaccines, according to a new poll by Rasmussen Reports. The poll results suggest authorities are severely under-counting the […] The post More Than 1-in-4 Say They Know Someone Who Died From Covid-19 Vaccines appeared first on News Punch. […]
Calling Someone a Luddite Isn’t Actually an Insult
December 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Historically Luddites have gotten a bad wrap since the use of the word exploded as a belittling term for clumsy “Neanderthal technophobes” in the 1960s. Read more Section: News Weird Facts Read Later Source Views: 0
‘Hopefully my book can reach someone who can help the people who have been displaced from their homes in Syria’
September 17th, 2022 Awake Goy Canadian-Syrian Zoulfa Katouh has become the first ever Syrian author to be published in the Young Adult category at Bloomsbury publishers with her debut ‘As Long As The Lemon Trees Grow’. Set against the backdrop of the Syrian revolution, As Long As The Lemon Tree Grows is not only a tale of powerful fiction […]
DeSantis Says Someone Should Chuck That Little Elf Fauci ‘Across The Potomac’
September 1st, 2022 Awake Goy Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has described retiring Dr. Fauci as an “elf” and has called for him to be chucked “across the Potomac” River. “I’m just sick of seeing him. I know he says he’s […] The post DeSantis Says Someone Should Chuck That Little Elf Fauci ‘Across The Potomac’ appeared first on News Punch. […]
Finally, Someone Made Speedos With Cargo Pockets
August 31st, 2022 Awake Goy Photo Courtesy of Dollar Shave Club Pants, kangaroos, dresses—everything’s better with pockets, and our like-minded brothers at Dollar Shave Club just dropped a pair of pocketed swim briefs in time for all of our upcoming, wet ‘n wild Labor Day functions: Photo Courtesy of Dollar Shave Club Have you ever seen such a handsome, well-flanked […]
Today Our Life is a Recording. Which Someone can Play Back
August 26th, 2022 Awake Goy 23 aug 2022 The Internet is permanent and understanding what this means and integrating that learning into our daily lives is important in today’s world. Those who have no understanding of this are playing with fire. https://lbry.tv/$/embed/internetrecord/6bd484082e78745043343a50059116ab05a74088? https://open.lbry.com/@RobBraxmanTech:6/internetrecord:6 _______________________________ If you like our work please consider to donate : _______________________________ If you are looking for […]
Mormon Wedding Turns Into Wild Rager After Someone Slips Some Caffeine Into The Punch
August 6th, 2022 Awake Goy SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Chaos broke out at the wedding of Addison and Nate Morey last Friday when local LDS hooligans snuck caffeinated black tea from a flask into the punch. Source Views: 0
‘You can take someone’s DNA and design a weapon that can kill them’ (Video)
July 25th, 2022 Awake Goy ‘You can take someone’s DNA and design a weapon that can kill them’: House intelligence committee member warns people not to share health data with sites like 23andMe because it can be used to program new bio-weapons to target them US Rep Jason Crow warned that bio-weapons are being made that use a target’s DNA […]
Revolt Against Oligarchical Criminals Has Begun! Someone Destroyed the Pillar of the Georgia Guide stones….Bomb Them for All I Care!
July 7th, 2022 Awake Goy Looks like someone took out the Georgia guide stones pic.twitter.com/eGfQSZGXi4 — Luke Rudkowski (@Lukewearechange) July 6, 2022 Comment: Looks like our Secret Society Social Engineers Just Got their Satanic Monument taken down. Pretty soon they and their owned Hollywood Puppets will have to run for the hills! Source Views: 0
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No Comments »Constantinople Fell Because Someone Forgot to Lock the Gate?
June 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy For over 1,000 years, Constantinople held out against a never-ending stream of failed attacks. Read more Section: News Weird Facts Read Later Views: 0
Did Constantinople Fall Because Someone Forgot to Lock the Gate?
June 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy For over 1,000 years, Constantinople held out against a never-ending stream of failed attacks. Capital of the Byzantine Empire, a.k.a. the Eastern Roman Empire , it was famed for its heavily fortified city walls and ingenious defense. Could it really be true that such a mighty city, the last bastion of Christianity in the East, […]
Joe Biden Suggests Americans Owning AR-15s Are ‘Sick’ People Who Want to ‘Kill Someone’
May 27th, 2022 Awake Goy President Joe Biden suggested Thursday that Americans were purchasing guns like AR-15s for the sake of killing people. Views: 0
Canadian LAW states that no one can dictate to anyone, shame or force on someone a mandated vaccine or fraudulent PCR test. That is in the Canadian Constitutional LAW.Trudeau has broken that Law and must be held accountable TODAY … Not TOMORROW! Let JUSTICE Prevail.
December 10th, 2021 Awake Goy Source Views: 0
Alec Baldwin: ‘I Don’t Feel Guilty for Shooting – Someone Else Should Take the Blame’
December 4th, 2021 Awake Goy Trump-hating actor Alec Baldwin has declared that he feels no guilt or shame whatsoever for shooting and killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of his new movie “Rust.” According to Baldwin, other people are responsible for her death, not him. 42-year-old Hutchins was shot and killed on October 21 after Baldwin pointed a loaded […]
Planned Parenthood Executive Looking Very Nervous For Someone Who’s Only Going To Lose 3% Of Their Revenue
December 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy Planned Parenthood Executive Looking Very Nervous For Someone Who’s Only Going To Lose 3% Of Their Revenue WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the nation’s high court met Tuesday to consider potential restrictions to abortion rights, a group of sweaty Planned Parenthood executives huddled in a conference room listening to the opening arguments, looking extremely nervous for people who were only set […]
Posted in Health Tags: executive, going, looking, nervous, Parenthood, planned, someone No Comments »New Calvinist Escape Room Has Participants Do Nothing While They Wait For Someone To Let Them Out
December 1st, 2021 Awake Goy New Calvinist Escape Room Has Participants Do Nothing While They Wait For Someone To Let Them Out NASHVILLE, TN—Christian entertainment company 4HisGlory Amusements has announced an exciting new escape room experience based on Calvinist theology. Participants will be entirely unable to do anything to escape the room and instead must wait for an actor playing Jesus […]
Oh No! Someone Replaced Joe Biden’s Copy Of The Constitution With A Copy Of ‘1984’
October 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy Oh No! Someone Replaced Joe Biden’s Copy Of The Constitution With A Copy Of ‘1984’ WASHINGTON, D.C.—Well, this is probably not a great development: sources inside the White House confirmed Friday that someone at some point in the last nine months snuck into the Oval Office and replaced the only copy of the Constitution with […]
