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On Saturday night at the New York Young Republicans Club gala, Georgia congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene packed enough wild statements into her short speech that it’s difficult to keep count. But one highlight was her need to share her newfound knowledge that you can just walk into a store and buy a sex toy, something […]
Posts Tagged ‘somehow’
Republicans Are Panicking Because They Somehow Just Found Out You Can Buy Vibrators at CVS
December 13th, 2022 
Awake Goy 
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Tags: because, found, panicking, republicans, somehow, vibrators 
No Comments »SEC Charges Owners of Jersey Deli Somehow Worth $100 Million With ‘Brazen’ Fraud
September 28th, 2022 Awake Goy On Tuesday, the Securities and Exchange Commission charged the owners of a publicly-traded New Jersey deli business with running a massive market manipulation scheme. The deli made headlines last year for somehow being valued at more than $100 million on the stock market. The SEC wrote in an announcement of the charges that the deli […]
Fascism Expert Somehow Able to Find Fascism Everywhere
September 28th, 2022 Awake Goy NEW HAVEN, CT — Philosophy professor and Fascism Expert James Stanley announced on Twitter that he had found fascism in America, Italy, Nigeria, and several other countries. Source Views: 0
Elderly and ‘severely arthritic’ alligator somehow manages three-day escape from zoo
May 26th, 2021 Awake Goy An elderly and overweight alligator with severe arthritis has stunned his zoo’s owner by pulling off a three-day escapade after breaking out from his enclosure. An extensive search was launched in Shawano County, Wisconsin after the “very docile” alligator, Rex, managed to escape from Doc’s Zoo on Saturday morning, owner of the zoo Steve “Doc” […]
Biden won’t advance ‘two-state solution’ but try to keep idea alive, somehow
December 25th, 2020 Awake Goy Happy holidays and a happy end to 2020! This is Phil Weiss and I’m filling in for Michael Arria on this newsletter this week, and the best value seemed to me to relay what the Democratic Party’s Israel lobby sees as Israel/Palestine policy under a Biden administration. What will Biden do on the conflict? What […]
Liberals have somehow convinced themselves that "women’s reproductive rights" are being suppressed by climate change… HUH?
February 6th, 2018 Awake Goy (Natural News) Chelsea Clinton, the infamous daughter of career criminals Bill and Hillary Clinton, is following in the footsteps of her soon-to-be-imprisoned parents. She recently decided to spout a line of eugenics propaganda on Twitter, linking to an article published in The Washington Post that claims more women need to be allowed […]
Posted in World News Tags: convinced, liberals, reproductive, rights, somehow, themselves, women No Comments »Chelsea Clinton wants the same EPA that caused the Gold King Mine disaster to somehow clean up Houston
September 7th, 2017 Awake Goy (Natural News) Clearly under the delusion that she’s somehow important simply because her parents are famous for their shady criminal behavior that continues to go unpunished, Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, had some negative things to say via Twitter recently about the Houston tragedy brought about by Hurricane Harvey. Reports […]
UK’s New ‘Digital Economy’ Law Somehow Now Gives Police The Power To Remotely Kill Phone Service
May 5th, 2017 Awake Goy But just keeping an eye on who is or isn’t availing themselves of porn/torrents isn’t the only intrusive aspect of the Act. As Joseph Cox of Motherboard points out, an amendment to the law grants some pretty scary new powers to UK law enforcement, allowing them to kill citizens’ means of communication. […]
