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Feeling shameful of your sad, saggy sofa? We get you. We also understand that nice, adult furniture—no, not that kind of adult furniture—can cost a lot of our hard-earned Benjamins, and while we may have gotten our mattresses off of the floor and into a real bed frame, finding a couch that can impress mothers, […]
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The Best Deals This Week, From Earbuds to Article Sofas
September 15th, 2023 
Awake Goy It’s a beautiful day. The sun is out, the birds are chirping, and our favorite retailers are holding crazy-good sales replete with glimmering deals. Kissing summer goodbye tugs on our heartstrings, but all the end-of-summer sales make the blow a whole lot easier. How can we complain when Le Creuset has discounts on its French-made, […]
The Best Deals This Week, From On Running Shoes to Burrow Sofas
September 8th, 2023 Awake Goy Do you smell that sweet scent in the air? It’s all those drop-dead gorgeous sales we scouted out on this fine September morning. It’s only a matter of time before the stench of pumpkin spice and apple cinnamon takes over, so the alluring aroma of fall’s first round of bargains is captivating. What caught our […]
The Best Sofas With Hidden Storage (‘Cause Our Apartment Is Tiny)
July 8th, 2023 Awake Goy Space is a luxury everywhere, but especially in places such as New York City where a 1-bedroom unit easily costs $3K a month, rat czars are getting appointed, and landlords hold an increasingly cringe, medieval-lord-like power over tenants. One of the biggest space-gobbling perps is the couch. A sofa takes up valuable real estate in […]
The Best Leather Sofas (for Looking Rich and Worldly)
January 7th, 2023 Awake Goy Leather sofas are peak adult furniture. (No, not like that; although we’re pro-pommel horse Fridays.) The best leather sofas will have buttery cushions that only improve with age, smell like Tom Selleck’s chest, and make you look like you read a lot more than you do. Whether you’re looking for Italian leather or a faux […]
The Best Sofas Under $500 That People (Actually) Love
January 7th, 2023 Awake Goy We’re at a bit of a turning point in our vision quest, because we’re mature enough to own a bed frame but not rich enough to own a Dyson vacuum. We want all the nice things, but we also don’t want to spend all of our hard-earned coins on inanimate objects (dildos excluded) when we […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
The Comfiest Couches and Sofas That Feel Like Sitting on a Cloud
July 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A house is not a home without a couch. Next to our BDSM pommel chair, the sofa is the real workhorse of the casa, because it’s the tireless host of naps, Netflix binges, deep conversations, and (most importantly) your sweet peach. It’s not that we don’t think this sinister, $45,000 postmodern starfish throne isn’t tight—we […]
The Best Expensive-Looking Sofas and Living Room Furniture on Amazon
July 9th, 2022 Awake Goy In the David Attenborough-narrated documentary on our apartment, the living room ambiance would best be described as “whale-fall,” a science term for what happens when a whale carcass drifts to the bottom of the sea and accumulates a random but natural variation of new under-the-sea dressings, inhabitants, and tiny feeders. There are many videos on […]
