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U.S. — According to sources, wives across the nation have begun their yearly autumn ritual in which they carefully select pots of autumn-colored mums they wish to take home and immediately kill. “Fall is here! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” said a spokeswife for the American Wives Union in an official statement. “Soon our front porches will be decked […]
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Smoke Detector Carefully Selects 4 AM On Weeknight To Malfunction
November 19th, 2021 
Awake Goy RAWLINS, WY—Seeing the family sleeping peacefully in their beds with a busy weekday ahead of them, a local smoke detector judiciously chose 4 am as the perfect time to malfunction. “REEEEE-REEEEE-REEEEE-REEEEE-REEEEE,” blared the smoke detector, jolting the panicked family awake in the perfectly smoke-free house. It looked down with pride from the ceiling as two […]
Biden Selects AG Who Prosecuted Pro-Life Investigator to Lead Dept. of Health and Human Services
December 9th, 2020 Awake Goy Joe Biden announced on Monday that he has nominated California Attorney General Xavier Becerra to be the next secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS). The pick was denounced by pro-life groups and others, who noted that Becerra is “aggressively pro-abortion” as he defended a state law requiring pregnancy centers to provide […]
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No Comments »Danish Prime Minister selects new minister following mink culling scandal
November 20th, 2020 Awake Goy Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen has appointed a new agriculture minister after Mogens Jensen resigned for illegally ordering the culling of all minks in Denmark. Development Cooperation Minister Rasmus Prehn has been selected to take over from Jensen. The mass cull was ordered after a mutated form of coronavirus was found in the mink population. […]
Can someone please send me the section of the Constitution where the media selects the POTUS?
November 9th, 2020 Awake Goy Can someone please send me the section of the Constitution where the media selects the POTUS? Thanks! I missed it when I looked. — Dan Bongino (@dbongino) November 7, 2020 Views: 0
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: Constitution, Media, please, section, selects, someone, where No Comments »Joe Biden selects California Senator Kamala Harris as running mate
August 12th, 2020 Awake Goy 
Joe Biden named California Sen. Kamala Harris as his running mate on Tuesday, making history by selecting the first Black woman to compete on a major party’s presidential ticket and acknowledging the vital role Black voters will play in his bid to defeat President Donald Trump. “I have the great honor to announce that I’ve […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: biden, california, harris, kamala, running, selects, Senator No Comments »Rouhani selects Jahangiri as vice-president again
August 8th, 2017 Awake Goy In a decree on Tuesday, President Rouhani said he has decided to keep Jahangiri in his position given his commitment, merits, and experience of serving in various executive and legislative positions. Jahangiri, 60, used to serve as the minister of industries and mines under former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami from 1997 to 2005. Before that, […]
Posted in Jew World Order, Jewish News Tags: again, jahangiri, president, rouhani, selects No Comments »China selects site for simulated Mars colony, doubling as tourist attraction
July 26th, 2017 Awake Goy READ MORE: Red Planet Reconnaissance: Watch 10yrs of Mars exploration in under 3 minutes (VIDEO) An agreement to build a “Mars village” in the province’s Haixi Mongolian and Tibetan autonomous Prefecture was signed on Tuesday, China News Service reported. The region is part of the vast Tibet Plateau, with a desert occupying three-fourths of the […]
Posted in World News Tags: attraction, china, colony, doubling, selects, simulated, tourist No Comments »Cinematic Résumé
March 16th, 2016 Awake Goy by Professor Revilo P. Oliver (July 1992) A very popular motion picture entitled “J.F.K.” has recently redirected attention to the assassination of President Kennedy in Dallas on 22 November 1963. It also stirred up sleeping snakes in the Dismal Swamp on the banks of the Potomac. Certain facts have been established beyond reasonable doubt: 1. […]
Many worlds, subterranean edition
December 1st, 2015 Awake Goy Scanning electron microscope blue-tinted image of a nematode on biofilm, collected from Kopanang mine almost one mile below surface. Credit: Borgonie, ELi One of the richest lines of research for those thinking about life beyond Earth has been the world of microscopic creatures that live in especially extreme and hostile environments here. The realm of […]
Cop Reported for Steroid Drug Deals INSIDE Police Station in Uniform
October 17th, 2015 Awake Goy Around four months ago, central Pennsylvania Police Officer Matthew McMurray pulled over a man for a traffic violation. This person did not have a driver’s license, but he agreed to pass on some information about drug activity to the cop. Instead of pursuing the matter for its illegal nature, […]
Labor’s future could depend on how it selects its leader
October 1st, 2011 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda Prime Minister Julia Gillard hanging tough during question time at Parliament House. Photo: Andrew Meares If Julia Gillard’s leadership is terminal, should she go quietly or put up a fight? THEY say a good transition is a smooth transition. At least, that’s the theory. So the beleaguered leader is visited by a trusted party elder. […]
