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Dan Pelosi’s new cookbook, Let’s Eat, is part of a new generation of cookbooks. The internet—and Pelosi’s presence on it—are woven in seamlessly, almost as if the book is part of some kind of online cooking class. The apostrophe in its title is replaced with a heart on the book’s cover and spine, evoking an […]
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Dan Pelosi’s ‘Let’s Eat’ Just Wants You to Have Fun (and Make Vodka Sauce)
September 9th, 2023 
Awake Goy Keystone XL Pipeline To Be Repurposed To Transport Chick-Fil-A Sauce
May 12th, 2021 Awake Goy ALBERTA—In response to a national sauce shortage brought on by supply chain issues, Chick-Fil-A has purchased the Keystone XL Pipeline and will repurpose it to carry millions of gallons of glorious Chick-Fil-A sauce to desperate Americans. “This was a no-brainer,” said CEO Dan Cathy. “Americans consume 32 billion gallons of Chick-Fil-A sauce every day. This […]
Sauce of the problem: Surgeons find ketchup packet inside woman’s bowel
January 3rd, 2018 Awake Goy For six years the woman believed the bouts of acute abdominal pain she suffered were caused by the chronic intestinal disease. READ MORE: Doctor suspended for reusing disposable anal catheters on multiple patients The 41 year old suffered the symptoms in three-day spells before they would resolve spontaneously, a case study in the British Medical […]
Correctional Officers Forcing Inmates To Ingest Exotic Hot Sauce Hit With Lawsuit
June 5th, 2017 Awake Goy Twenty-five prisoners told a lawyer the same disturbing story: Two armed correctional officers poured hot sauce into sandwich bags and forced inmates to stick their hands inside and lick the sauce from their fingers. “Taking the sauce,” the officers allegedly called it. It was not a mild Texas Pete-type […]
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No Comments »Syria, Iran, Russia defense ministers meet in Tehran to plan Syrian war endgame
June 8th, 2016 Awake Goy The war in Syria to oust president Assad has taken an ugly turn for the sponsors of international criminality. The good doctor did not go gently into that good night. Dr. Assad persevered amidst a concerted propaganda war of unprecedented levels of cacophonic hysteria modulated by cunning. From the New York Times to the […]
Posted in World News Tags: 63, compensation, country, court, gander, hostile, Iran, moves, sauce, years No Comments »How the Human Heart Functions as a Second Brain
February 19th, 2016 Awake Goy Jacqueline & Pao Chang, GuestsWaking Times The word “heart” is an anagram for the word “earth”. Hence, the phrase “home is where the heart is”. Did you know that the human heart is the organ that generates the strongest electromagnetic field of any organ of the human body? In fact, the electromagnetic field of your […]
Posted in World News Tags: america, Brazil, brazlilian, central, coconut, curry, friday, sauce, spicy, tomato, Vegan, Vegetable No Comments »
