PORTLAND, OR — A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies’ room at a large public event last night. Source Views: 0
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Obama Tells Girl Raped In School Restroom To Stop Peddling Fake Outrage
LOUDOUN COUNTY, VA—Former President Barack Obama, voice of the people, owner of mansions, scolded a young student who was raped in her high school bathroom, telling her to stop peddling fake outrage just to boost the ratings of right-wing media grifters. “You should be ashamed of yourself young lady,” said the first black, foreign-born US […]
STUDY: Restroom hand dryers blow microscopic feces particles all over the place… but it’s called "green technology"
(Natural News) Hand dryers are supposed to help you clean up after using a public restroom, but a new study has shown that they actually make you dirtier thanks to their ability to blow particles of feces through the air. In a finding that is sure to make you think twice before […]
Democrat Transgender Rapes 10-Year-Old Girl In Restroom
A Democrat transgender pedophile has been arrested after raping a 10-year-old girl in a public restroom in Wyoming. Miguel Martinez (who also goes by the name “Michelle”) was taken to court and found guilty of first-degree and second-degree sexual abuse of a minor. Martinez faces up to 70 years in prison, according to the Tribune. Martinez […]
The Queen Delighted To Win a £50 Tesco Voucher
Her Majesty the Queen appeared to be in high spirits after winning a Tesco gift voucher at the Royal Windsor horse show. Or perhaps she just found it amusing, after all for a woman with a massive personal fortune, a £50 Tesco voucher is hardly a life-changing windfall. Still, as the company’s slogan says, ‘Every […]