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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shouts Angrily At Whos Down In Whoville That Reindeer Can’t Actually Fly WHOVILLE—Neil deGrasse Tyson shouted from the top of a mountain down at the “ignorant, uninformed” Whos down in Whoville over the weekend that “reindeer can’t fly” and that “Santa Claus is too big to go down a chimney, dummies!” The […]
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shouts Angrily At Whos Down In Whoville That Reindeer Can’t Actually Fly
December 31st, 2021 
Awake Goy 
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Tags: actually, angrily, degrasse, reindeer, shouts, tyson, whoville 
No Comments »Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games
December 14th, 2021 Awake Goy NORTH POLE—Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer received praise for taking a stunning and brave stance against outdated binary gender stagnation by changing his name to Rolanda and subsequently dominating every field in the North Pole’s annual Female Reindeer Games. “Rolanda is a shining beacon for young, female reindeer in more ways than one,” stated the president […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: changes, dominates, female, games, reindeer, rolanda, rudolph No Comments »Herds of Arctic Reindeer Walking in Mesmerizing Circular Patterns
May 11th, 2018 Awake Goy A video of several reindeer herds on Russia’s Kola Peninsula, in the Arctic Circle, walking in circular patterns for no apparent reason has been getting a lot of attention on social media lately. The video was originally posted on the Facebook page of the Museum of Anthropology and Ethnography Peter the Great, aka Kunstkámera, located in […]
Posted in World News Tags: Arctic, circular, herds, mesmerizing, patterns, reindeer, walking No Comments »Did Magic Mushrooms Send Santa & His Reindeer ‘Flying?’
December 26th, 2017 Awake Goy Next Story Edit* CE by no means promotes eating wild amanita muscaria. Although very rare, there have been reported cases of amanita posioning so we suggest doing your research before trying to hunt it down. As a child, the Christmas season always represented great things. The holiday cheer, the familial celebrations, and most exciting of […]
Hillary Clinton’s Dark Drug War Legacy in Mexico
March 3rd, 2016 Awake Goy Mexico, John M. Ackerman wrote recently for Foreign Policy, “is not a functional democracy.” Instead, it’s a “repressive and corrupt” oligarchy propped up by a “blank check” from Washington. Since 2008, that blank check has come to over $2.5 billion appropriated in security aid through the Mérida Initiative, a drug war security […]
