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Too Little Too Late? Europe Finally Realizes Mass Immigration Is Destroying Them
September 30th, 2023 
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No Comments »Oh No! Israelite Lamb Realizes He Doesn’t Have Any Spots Or Blemishes
February 9th, 2023 Awake Goy SHECHEM — A young sheep in Israel was left horrified today after it suddenly dawned on him that he was, in fact, a young male lamb without any spots or blemishes, giving him every indication that his life would end at a very early age. “The realization hit me like a ton of bricks,” the […]
Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus
December 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, Biden is just kicking himself after looking at his to-do list for 2021 and realizing he forgot to shut down the virus. “Ah, dadgummit!” Biden exclaimed to a nearby potted plant while slapping his forehead. […]
Liberal Wants To Join A Union But Realizes He’d Have To Get A Job
September 7th, 2021 Awake Goy PORTLAND, OR—Henry Trudeau is passionately pro-union. He changes his profile picture to support unions that are going on strike and browses Twitter to voice his support for teachers’ unions, ironworkers’ unions, and any other union that gets involved in a labor dispute. He likes unions so much, in fact, that he decided to go all […]
Late-Night Talk Show Host Suddenly Realizes He Hasn’t Told A Funny Joke Since 2015
August 28th, 2021 Awake Goy Late-Night Talk Show Host Suddenly Realizes He Hasn’t Told A Funny Joke Since 2015 NEW YORK, NY—One of America’s preeminent late-night talk show hosts awoke this morning to the startling realization that he has said nothing funny since prior to the 2016 election. The host, who prefers not to be identified by name for this article […]
After World Realizes He Was Right About Everything, Alex Jones Appointed As New Head Of CDC
May 26th, 2021 Awake Goy After World Realizes He Was Right About Everything, Alex Jones Appointed As New Head Of CDC ATLANTA, GA—Alex Jones has been appointed as the new CDC director after everyone realized he was right about everything all along. “We have been startled by the uncanny accuracy with which all his conspiracy theories have come true,” said former […]
Jason Biggs jokes: I’ll be unemployed if Hollywood realizes I’m not a Jew
February 15th, 2021 Awake Goy Jason Biggs’ extensive filmography has a common thread: he often gets cast as a Jew. He famously played Jim Levenstein, the awkward Jewish teenager-turned-adult, in the “American Pie” franchise, then played Larry Bloom in “Orange Is the New Black,” the Netflix show. He’s had other Jewish roles along the way. There’s one problem: He isn’t […]
Biden realizes the Palestinian Authority’s importance to Israel, but expectations remain low
November 8th, 2020 Awake Goy Download App© Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, and analysis from Israel and the Middle East © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved Views: 0
Posted in Jewish News Tags: authority, biden, expectations, importance, israel, palestinian, realizes No Comments »White Man Quickly Realizes He Must Organize Collectively & Racially to Survive Ruthless Laws of Nature
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Posted in Jewish News Tags: collectively, organize, quickly, racially, realizes, survive, white No Comments »Young MAGA Supporter Realizes Trump is No Better than the Faggot Democrats
November 2nd, 2020 Awake Goy Pointing out Trump’s insane socialist gibs proposal for negroes to a Trump supporter. English Bitchute Spanish Bitchute English Telegram Spanish Telegram World Truth Videos Gab Views: 0
Posted in Jewish News Tags: better, Democrats, Faggot, realizes, supporter, Trump, young No Comments »Mainstream Media Finally Realizes the Federal Reserve is a Private Bank that Controls the Govt
September 3rd, 2017 Awake Goy (ZH) — While the concept of ‘independence’ among the unelected central bank cognoscenti is as cute as the tooth fairy or santa claus, it is nevertheless defended by those on high as sacrosanct to our very democracy. That is until The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board finally had enough of Fed officials joining the ‘resistance’ […]
Posted in Jewish News, World News Tags: federal, finally, mainstream, Media, private, realizes, reserve No Comments »He Struggled To Reel In His Catch, Quickly Realizes It’s One In A Million
May 3rd, 2017 Awake Goy If you’re like me, you have fond memories out on the lake or the ocean fishing. Or if you’re a bigger fan of fly fishing or just casting a line off the shore, then I’m with you. Fishing is just the perfect hobby and a great way to get away from the stresses and distractions of […]
