Posts Tagged ‘platter’

Absolute Psycho Chooses Sausage Over Bacon For His Breakfast Platter

SHREVEPORT, LA—According to sources, local diner and deranged psycho Sam Fullerton has chosen sausage over bacon to go with his breakfast platter. “Yeah, I don’t really like the sizzling, crispy goodness of bacon,” said the utterly sick lunatic—who is probably a liberal—as he sat down to eat his gross breakfast food. “I much prefer a slimy log of […]

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