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MPs Who Say ‘Women Can Have A Penis’ To Be Named & Shamed Ahead Of General Election
September 25th, 2023 
Awake Goy British MPs who believe women have a penis are to be named and shamed ahead of the general election A new website will allow voters to find out whether or not their MP thinks that […] The post MPs Who Say ‘Women Can Have A Penis’ To Be Named & Shamed Ahead Of General Election […]
DC PENIS CONTROL ACT-SAVE A CHILD, WHACK A DC POLITICIANS “GUN” OFF
September 11th, 2023 Awake Goy ‘DC PENIS CONTROL ACT-SAVE A CHILD, WHACK A DC POLITICIANS “GUN” OFF’ The Franklin Coverup Scandal The Child sex ring that reached Bush/Reagan Whitehouse https://www.johnccarleton.org/franklin/index.html Source Views: 0
What VICE Readers Bought This Month: Penis Pumps and Nipple Covers
August 1st, 2023 Awake Goy If you’re starting to feel that halfway-through-the-year panic, don’t. It’s still peak summer (how are you dealing with the heat waves?), and we are going to make the absolute most out of every extra hour of daylight and primo sunset we have left before the aliens collapse our entire society. Since y’all love to dissociate […]
Stone Penis Found in Ancient Ruins in Spain Had Violent Purpose
June 11th, 2023 Awake Goy A bizarre artifact has been uncovered in ancient ruins in the northwestern region of Spain: a six-inch stone penis. Read more Section: News History & Archaeology Read Later Source Views: 0
Males have a Real Penis, Females have a Real Vagina
May 24th, 2023 Awake Goy A male with a dick in a bikini, is still a male.A mentally ill, really sick and f##ked up male, but a male nevertheless. Bethcha BIG Mike’s “wife” squeals like a piggy when BIG mike slames his tamale home! A female who has meat pealed off her leg and sewed on top of her Vagina, […]
Teenage “trans” male who opted to surgically replace penis with fake vagina DIES from complications
April 28th, 2023 Awake Goy (NaturalNews) (Natural News) Warning: The story you are about to read is graphic and disturbing, but is necessarily so to illustrate the horrors of transgender “conversion therapy,” especially for developing children. Reader discretion is advised.In their push to convert the entire next generation into transgenders, LGBT cultists both in media and … [Read More…] Source […]
VIGINA ENVEY-MAN WITH PENIS UNDER HIS DRESS ASSAULTS WOMEN BECAUSE SHE HAS A VIGINA UNDER HER DRESS AND HE DON’T
April 8th, 2023 Awake Goy let me show you a picture of male and female fittings. Nature decides which fitting you get. Those who try to fool Mother Nature are mentally ill unnatural misfits and freaks of nature. Terrified swimming champion Riley Gaines is ambushed by screaming mentally ill man wearing a dress and ‘hit twice by guy in a […]
For Sale In Britain: A Small Ancient Man With A Colossal Penis
March 3rd, 2023 Awake Goy While metal detecting in a field, a British couple thought they found an ancient cart wheel piece, but it turned out to be a small human figure with a large bronze, hinged penis. Noonans auction house will soon sell a small bronze statue featuring a man holding a large penis in his right hand, in […]
Oldest Narrative Scene: A Man, Holding His Penis, and Fighting Leopards!
December 9th, 2022 Awake Goy An 11,000-year-old carving from a Neolithic bench in south-eastern Turkey maybe the world’s oldest narrative scene. It depicts menacing leopards, amongst other animals, flanking two men, one of whom is holding his genitalia as he is being attacked. The other man is shown squatting and shaking a rattle (or snake, or weapon) at a ferocious […]
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No Comments »We Had a Lawyer Unpack 50 Cent’s Bizarre Penis Enlargement Lawsuit
September 23rd, 2022 Awake Goy Photo by Kevin Mazur / Getty Images for Roc Nation Back in 2020, 50 Cent posed for a photo with Angela Kogan, a self-described “celebrity aesthetician” who owns a plastic surgery center and med spa in Miami. Years later, that seemingly innocuous picture is at the center of a bizarre dispute involving an eggplant emoji, […]
Why Does This Keep Happening: Another Teen Got a USB Cord Stuck Up His Penis
September 7th, 2022 Awake Goy A case of a 15-year-old boy who managed to thread a USB cable into his penis in 2021 is making headlines after his ordeal was detailed in a medical journal, and it is, unbelievably, far from the first time this kind of thing has been documented by the medical community. Doctors at the University College […]
Archeologists Discover Huge Stone Penis in Ancient Roman Ruins
August 30th, 2022 Awake Goy In the modern world, stumbling across the image of a penis scribbled in Sharpie on a bathroom wall or carved into a wooden table is considered juvenile at best and vandalism at worst. Yet for Ancient Romans, whose empire stretched up to England and across the globe from Spain to Mesopotamia, phalluses were an essential […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: ancient, archeologists, discover, Penis, roman, ruins, stone No Comments »Roman Penis Pendant Found in Britain Declared a “National Treasure”
June 5th, 2022 Awake Goy A Roman “penis pendant,” or more accurately a phallic amulet, found in England 18 months ago, has been declared a national treasure. Described as a first-of-its-kind find, it was discovered by metal detectorist Read more Section: Artifacts Other Artifacts News History & Archaeology Read Later Views: 0
What Do Dogs and Other Mammals Have That Humans Don’t? A Penis Bone
May 7th, 2022 Awake Goy In a place before time, life somehow emerged on Earth. It grew and flourished. It changed. It split, and some of it went its different ways. There was life in the water and life on the land. Read more Section: News Human Origins Science Unexplained Phenomena Read Later Views: 0
(Sick?) Denmark launches children’s TV show about man with giant penis
January 12th, 2021 Awake Goy Grooming your children via killavision? Normalizing the abnormal? (on that topic see this post). I’m sure children have enough in these troubling times to be thinking about besides some man’s large penis. If you’re at all keen to see they are not kidding there is a link to the actual animation in the article. I […]
Mike Tyson Says He Used a Prosthetic Penis Filled with Baby Urine to Beat Drug Test
November 10th, 2020 Awake Goy Professional athletes are known to go to great lengths to avoid testing positive on drug tests. However, what Mike Tyson recently admitted to doing certainly takes things to the next level. On a recent edition of his podcast, Hotboxin,’ the former heavyweight champion hosted UFC Vice President of Athlete Health and Performance Jeff Novitzky. During their conversation, […]
The Journey of Napoleon’s Penis: Here’s the Long and the Short of It
September 19th, 2020 Awake Goy Perhaps the only thing more satisfying than a “big” story is one where celebrity and bizarre personal details combine to create an even bigger story. This is certainly true in the fascinating and ongoing history of Napoleon’s penis. The man was a celebrity in his time and hugely successful but apparently Napoleon’s penis was not […]
New York: More Babies Get Herpes from Penis-Sucking Ritual
August 16th, 2020 Awake Goy New York: More Babies Get Herpes from Penis-Sucking Ritual July 30th, 2014 David Schulberg Daily Stormer July 30, 2014 Yes, Jews really actually do this. What sort of a people mutilates the genitals of babies and then performs a homosexual sex act on them, using the excuse their god told them to do so? These […]
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May 20th, 2018 Awake Goy A new trend is sweeping Hollywood’e elite by storm which involves using a serum derived from the foreskin of babies as a means of looking younger. by Matt Agorist, guest writer Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock have made headlines recently by revealing their ‘secret’ to maintaining young and healthy looking skin. The duo have nicknamed […]
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