SEATTLE, WA—According to sources, local skateboarder and part-time anticapitalist revolutionary Astroph Zendercrack filed a complaint with local authorities after someone mistook him for a redhead. “I am sick and tired of being misgingered,” said Zendercrack to reporters. “My hair is sandy brown people, SANDY BROWN! It’s not red! I’m not a ginger! I HAVE A SOUL!” Gingers […]