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LOS ANGELES — A 113 – 111 victory for the Denver Nuggets was suddenly upset by a surprise Lakers win thanks to the California State Assembly coming in clutch with ten extra points as a form of overdue slavery reparations. Commentators are already calling it the most incredible comeback in NBA history. “Congratulations to the […]
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California Grants Lakers Reparations Of 10 Extra Points After Playoff Loss
May 24th, 2023 
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No Comments »Los Angeles Lakers +700 To Win Western Conference After Patrick Beverley Trade
August 31st, 2022 Awake Goy Following one of the quietest news cycle spells in recent NBA history, fans were finally treated to a trade as the Los Angeles Lakers acquired Patrick Beverley from the Utah Jazz for Talen Horton-Tucker. The Lakers were in need of a serious roster shakeup after a tumultuous 2021-22 season that saw them finish 11th in […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, angeles, beverley, conference, lakers, patrick, western No Comments »NBA Roundup: Without Starting Guards, Grizzlies Get by Lakers
December 10th, 2021 Awake Goy Jaren Jackson Jr. scored 25 points and Desmond Bane added 23 as the short-handed Memphis Grizzlies returned to their winning ways Thursday with a 108–95 victory over the visiting Los Angeles Lakers. Tyus Jones and De’Anthony Melton added 12 points each as the Grizzlies won without starting guards Ja Morant and Dillon Brooks, who are […]
VIDEO: Lakers Rajon Rondo Denies Making ‘Gun Gesture’ at Fan During Argument
October 26th, 2021 Awake Goy The Lakers’ Rajon Rondo denies making a “gun gesture” when he pointed at a fan who slapped his hand away during a court-side argument Friday as the Lakers took on the Phoenix Suns. After an out-of-bounds call in the second half, a fan appeared to have yelled out something to Rondo, who responded with words […]
LeBron James Signs $85 Million Contract Extension with Lakers
December 3rd, 2020 Awake Goy LOS ANGELES (AP) — LeBron James has agreed to a contract extension with the Los Angeles Lakers. James’ agency, Klutch Sports, confirmed the deal Wednesday during the first week of training camp for the NBA champions. The Lakers are still finalizing their new contract with Anthony Davis, who is also represented by Klutch CEO Rich […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: contract, extension, james, lakers, lebron, million, signs No Comments »Lakers Star LeBron James Excited to Visit Joe Biden’s White House
November 9th, 2020 Awake Goy NBA star LeBron James has loudly refused to visit the White House for the last four years, but with Joe Biden possibly poised to become the next president, James is now happy to make the trip. With the Lakers taking the prize during the NBA Championships this season, the prospect that the team would visit […]
LAPD Car Attacked by ‘Mostly Peaceful’ Maskless Lakers Fans Outside Staples Center
October 13th, 2020 Awake Goy Los Angeles Lakers fans partied outside the Staples Center on Saturday night, with zero social distancing and zero masks, after their team won its first NBA title in a decade. This is the city that won’t allow my children to go to school—even distanced, with masks, desks cubicled with plexiglas. https://t.co/AIuVWFz9jB — Abigail Shrier (@AbigailShrier) […]
Ecstatic fans celebrate Lakers’ NBA championship win
October 13th, 2020 Awake Goy Fans crowded the streets outside the Staples Center in Los Angeles after the Lakers beat the Miami Heat 106-93 to win the NBA Finals in six games. Anthony Davis had 19 points and 15 rebounds for the Lakers, which was still coming to terms with the death of iconic former Lakers star Kobe Bryant in […]
