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Former White House physician Ronny Jackson responded to Russia’s attack on Ukraine by warning that Joe Biden is not “cognitively… fit to be our president right now.” The current Texas Republican Congressman made the comments on Fox News after Vladimir Putin ordered the bombardment of Ukrainian military infrastructure across the country. “The whole country is […]
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Video: Jill Biden Introduces Kamala Harris As “The President Of The United States”
March 1st, 2022 
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No Comments »Pfizer Introduces Bane Suit That Pumps More Vaccine Into Your Blood Every 12 Hours
January 11th, 2022 Awake Goy NEW YORK, NY—To simplify booster injections against COVID-19, Pfizer has developed a new Bane-style Vacci-Suit™ to enable the automatic injection of new doses. The suit comes with up to ten additional doses that can be switched out as new vaccines are developed. “The suit comes with a built-in mask for extra safety,” said a spokesperson […]
Nation’s Largest Public University System Goes Remote, Introduces New COVID Restrictions
January 11th, 2022 Awake Goy By Avery Selby As COVID cases California have been rising with the Omicron variant’s spread, the California State University system has implemented a new set of restrictions for the upcoming spring semester. The CSU system is requiring students and employees to get the COVID-19 booster by Feb. 28 or within “six months after an individual received the […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: introduces, largest, nation, public, remote, system, university No Comments »Dystopian: China Introduces ‘AI Prosecutor’ That Can Automatically Charge Citizens of a Crime
December 28th, 2021 Awake Goy While in the West mostly speech and movement of people are policed through automated “AI” censorship and surveillance systems, in China, work appears to be well under way to create a machine that would act as an AI-powered prosecutor. The product, which has already been tested by the busy Shanghai Pudong prosecutor’s office, is able […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: automatically, charge, china, citizens, dystopian, introduces, prosecutor No Comments »Southwest Introduces New Boarding Procedure Where Everyone Is Given A Melee Weapon And You Just Sort It Out Amongst Yourselves
December 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy Southwest Introduces New Boarding Procedure Where Everyone Is Given A Melee Weapon And You Just Sort It Out Amongst Yourselves DALLAS—Southwest Airlines has announced a new and exciting boarding procedure where passengers are given a deadly melee weapon and encouraged to sort it out themselves instead of bothering the flight crew. “We are thrilled to introduce […]
Posted in Life Tags: boarding, everyone, given, introduces, procedure, Southwest, where No Comments »Sweden Introduces COVID Vaccine Passports Enforced Through Microchips Embedded Under the Skin
December 20th, 2021 Awake Goy Sweden Introduces COVID Vaccine Passports Enforced Through Microchips Embedded Under the Skin Date: December 19, 2021Author: Nwo Report Source: Shane TrejoA new firm in Sweden is introducing COVID vaccine passports that can be enforced through microchips embedded under the skin.The firm, Epicenter, hopes to implant subdermal microchips into the skin of humans that will […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: covid, enforced, introduces, passports, Sweden, through, Vaccine No Comments »Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis
December 17th, 2021 Awake Goy NEW YORK, NY—Pfizer has once again come to the world’s rescue by creating a new vaccine that prevents people from getting myocarditis. Experts are hopeful that this miracle vaccine can stop cases of the once extremely rare heart condition that has recently spiked tremendously for no reason whatsoever. “What’s most surprising here is we have […]
Video: DeSantis Introduces ‘Stop WOKE’ Act, Says CRT Is “Elite-Driven Phenomenon”
December 16th, 2021 Awake Goy Senator Rand Paul escalated his feud with Anthony Fauci Thursday by calling for the NAID head’s arrest and imprisonment for continually lying to Congress and denying he funded gain of function research on coronaviruses. Appearing on Fox Business, the Senator remarked “Fauci should go to prison for five years for lying to congress. They [the DOJ] […]
MEDICAL APARTHEID: Illinois Democrat Introduces Bill Denying Health Insurance to the Unvaccinated
December 9th, 2021 Awake Goy A Democrat in the state of Illinois has introduced legislation that would essentially deny health insurance to COVID sufferers who have resisted the experimental vaccine, forcing them to pay out-of-pocket for care. In a move that shows how Democrats push universal healthcare in order to deny lifesaving care to their political enemies, Illinois state Rep. […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: apartheid, Democrat, denying, Health, Illinois, introduces, medical No Comments »Congressman Introduces Bill to Force FDA to Release Pfizer Documents Within 100 Days, Instead of 55 Years
December 8th, 2021 Awake Goy U.S. Rep. Ralph Norman (R-S.C.) on Thursday introduced legislation to require the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to release, within 100 days, all records of information related to Pfizer COVID vaccines. The FDA had asked to be allowed to take up to 55 years to release the documents. By Seth Hancock 90 12/03/21 Miss […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: congressman, documents, force, introduces, pfizer, release, within No Comments »DeSantis Introduces Controversial Proposal To Grow Personal Army Of Uruk-Hai
December 4th, 2021 Awake Goy TALLAHASSEE, FL —Florida Governor Ron DeSantis stirred up controversy this week after he proposed allocating state funds to grow his own personal army of Uruk-Hai orc warriors. “Frankly, the federal government is terrible at everything, including the Army, which has been taken over by wimpy-dimpy pink-haired SJWs,” said DeSantis. “It’s time for Florida to breed its own Uruk-Hai […]
Israel introduces World’s strictest Bans to contain Omicron strain
November 29th, 2021 Awake Goy Israel has banned all foreigners from entering the country and tasked intelligence services with locating and tracking all recent arrivals from the hotspots of the newly emerged Omicron coronavirus variant. The new rules are set to come into effect on Sunday night, making Israel the first country to completely seal its borders to […]
Posted in Health, Middle East Tags: contain, introduces, israel, omicron, strain, strictest, world No Comments »White House Introduces Kamala Harris at Infrastructure Signing Ceremony: ‘Please Welcome Heather Kurtenbach’
November 16th, 2021 Awake Goy The White House infrastructure signing ceremony was disrupted Monday after Vice President Kamala Harris took the podium and was introduced with the wrong name. Harris exited the White House with Biden on one side and ironworkers union organizer Heather Kurtenbach on the other as the president prepared to sign his $1.3 trillion infrastructure bill. But […]
Posted in white house Tags: harris, house, Infrastructure, introduces, kamala, signing, white No Comments »Facebook Introduces New Virtual Reality Pods To Plug You Into Metaverse
October 30th, 2021 Awake Goy MENLO PARK, CA—Genius billionaire and totally human Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced he is building a brand new virtual reality world for everyone to live in, which he calls the “Metaverse.” To help everyone plug in and get completely immersed in the virtual world, Facebook Meta has introduced high-tech virtual reality pods. “Our Meta-Pods […]
Senate introduces John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act
October 10th, 2021 Awake Goy The John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act was recently introduced in the Senate after it passed the House of Representatives by a vote of 219-212 in August. The introduction of the bill is a chance to garner the votes needed to restore the Voting Rights Act of 1965, which was invalidated in the 2013 Shelby […]
France Introduces Bill to Mandate Covid-19 Vaccines for all From January 1st, 2022
October 9th, 2021 Awake Goy The Social Affairs Committee of the French Senate has introduced a bill making the Covid-19 vaccine mandatory for all French citizens from January 1st, 2022. If successful, this would make France the first country in the world to make the jabs compulsory for all citizens. Over the past year, France has introduced strict Covid-19 vaccine mandates including […]
Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone
October 9th, 2021 Awake Goy Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone AUSTIN, TX—The Texas Department of Transportation confirmed today that in order to help with traffic congestion in major cities and other high-traffic areas, the entire state will have express lanes installed for guys in cowboy hats driving lifted pickup trucks alone. While […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: cowboy, driving, express, introduces, lanes, lifted, Texas No Comments »France Introduces Bill to FORCEFULLY VACCINATE EVERYONE by January 2022
October 7th, 2021 Awake Goy The Social Affairs Committee of the Senate has introduced a bill that will require mandatory vaccinations against SARS-CoV-2 for all citizens from January 1, 2022. Because the French government has implemented such previous harsh requirements, the drive to become the first country to require vaccination against Covid-19 for all its citizens, could be […]
Target Introduces Progressive New ‘Clump Of Cells’ Registry
October 6th, 2021 Awake Goy MINNEAPOLIS, MN—A spokesperson for Target Corporation announced that the retailer will be discontinuing their popular baby registry service and replacing it with a new “clump of cells” registry. “Bringing a clump of cells through the birthing canal is an expensive and stressful process, and Target is here to help,” the press release reads. “Let us be […]
McDonald’s Introduces Limited Run Of Finely Aged 1992 Vintage McRibs
October 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy CHICAGO IL—It’s been a rough year, but Americans have completely forgotten their troubles with the glorious and completely unexpected return of the McRib. To mark the momentous occasion, McDonald’s is introducing a very limited run of their finest 28-year-aged barbeque pork sandwich, called the McRib Vintage. “We are proud to offer this very rare culinary […]
