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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Jacob Chansley, also known as the “QAnon Shaman”, or “Buffalo Hat Guy”, has been sentenced to 41 months in prison. According to sources, he expressed his regret that he didn’t do something more peaceful, like burning down a car dealership in Kenosha. “Dude, I dunno what I was thinkin’ man,” said Chansley as his […]
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Buffalo Guy Wishing He Had Just Burned Down A Car Dealership In Kenosha Instead
November 18th, 2021 
Awake Goy Charles Hurt: POTUS Tries to Buy Your Love, Gets Bidenflation Instead
November 16th, 2021 Awake Goy The elections that followed put an exclamation point on those grim polls. The experts were somehow shocked again and insisted it was all some kind of racist, white conspiracy. Republicans swept all three statewide offices in the deep Democrat state of Virginia and nearly toppled a sitting governor in the even bluer state of New […]
When This 22-Year-Old Graduated From MIT, He Thought He’d Be a Software Engineer. Instead, He Launched a Company That’s Shaking up the College-Admissions Game.
November 9th, 2021 Awake Goy As accusations of inequality and test-center closures threaten the SAT’s stronghold on college admissions, Next Admit CEO and co-founder Gohar Khan says ‘intangibles’ like essays and interviews are more likely to make or break an application By Amanda Breen For decades now, the competition for spots at prestigious U.S. colleges has been fierce, and the odds […]
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No Comments »San Francisco Bans People From Eating At Unsanitary In-N-Out, Must Eat On Poop-Covered Sidewalk Instead
October 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy San Francisco Bans People From Eating At Unsanitary In-N-Out, Must Eat On Poop-Covered Sidewalk Instead SAN FRANCISCO, CA—The City of San Francisco has closed its only In-N-Out’s dining room, since the restaurant refused to discriminate against its customers. Instead of eating in the unsanitary dining room where they might get sick, people are forced to […]
Posted in Health Tags: covered, eating, francisco, instead, people, sidewalk, unsanitary No Comments »In’n Out Burger Resists Gov’t Overreach; Support Them Instead of McDonalds
October 22nd, 2021 Awake Goy by Admin · October 22, 2021 In-N-Out Burger Refuses to Enforce Vaxx Passport Insanity Source Views: 0
Hagiography Instead of The Hague
October 21st, 2021 Awake Goy The Man Who Sold The War Former Secretary of State Colin Powell is dead at the age of 84. His enduring legacy will always be his role in pushing the Iraq War. 42 days before the invasion, Powell held up a vial to symbolize anthrax in front of the U.N. and lied: The facts on […]
Ukrainian Hackers Instead of North Korean Hackers
October 21st, 2021 Awake Goy On October 15, 2021, the Korean National Police Agency (KNPA) reported that four members of an unnamed money laundering organization, including its leader, were detained in a joint investigation that involved Ukrainian police, the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Interpol. Three Ukrainians and another foreigner are accused of distributing the Clop ransomware that paralyzed […]
Matt Couch Urges ‘Self-Inoculation’ Instead of Vaccinations Without Realizing They’re Basically the Same Thing
October 19th, 2021 Awake Goy Right-wing activist Matt Couch appeared on “The Todd Coconato Show” last week, where he declared that rather than getting vaccinated, wearing masks, and taking steps to limit the spread of the COVID-19 virus, people should be intentionally exposing themselves to the virus as a form of “self-inoculation.” Couch, who earlier this year was forced to […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: couch, inoculation, instead, realizing, urges, vaccinations, without No Comments »4yo And 5yo Given Pfizer Covid Shots Instead of Flu Shots, Both Develop ‘Heart Issues’
October 12th, 2021 Awake Goy An Indiana family that went to Walgreens for flu shots were instead all mistakenly given Pfizer’s covid shots and their two young children are now “showing signs of heart issues.” WATCH: From WFIE/Gray News, “Attorney: COVID vaccines given to family, including small kids, instead of flu shots”: Members of an Indiana family who went to […]
Indiana Family Given Pfizer COVID-19 Jabs Instead of Flu Shots, Young Children Show Heart Issues
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Study: COVID-19 Lockdowns Caused More Deaths Instead of Reducing Them
September 24th, 2021 Awake Goy As we begin to pick through the rubble of the early days of the coronavirus that started in Wuhan in an effort to determine with some specificity the origins of COVID-19, and whether it was accidentally or purposefully released from a Chinese lab, it is important, too, that we assess the wisdom of our public […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: caused, covid, deaths, instead, lockdowns, reducing, study No Comments »Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book
September 17th, 2021 Awake Goy Enraged Joel Osteen Flips Over Tables Being Used To Give Bibles Away Instead Of Selling His Book HOUSTON, TX—According to sources, Pastor Joel Osteen entered his Lakewood Church today, only to find the lobby filled with tables with Bibles on them for free—tables that could be covered with his books and merchandise for sale. Joel Osteen immediately became full […]
Taliban: US rejected cooperation instead of invasion following 9/11
September 13th, 2021 Awake Goy Taliban’s spokesperson Suhail Shaheen has said that his movement proposed cooperating with the US after the 9/11 attacks instead of American forces invading Afghanistan, but the US refused, Anadolu reported yesterday. In an interview with Geo TV, Shaheen said: “I remember that we condemned the incident. Abdul-Salam Zarif was the ambassador in Pakistan and I was his assistant. […]
Australian Council SHOT SHELTER DOGS Dead Instead of Allowing Volunteers to Collect Them, Because… Covid
August 24th, 2021 Awake Goy A government probe has been launched after officials in New South Wales, Australia, shot and killed shelter dogs that were due to be rescued by volunteers – allegedly in an effort to prevent the volunteers spreading Covid-19. © Reuters / James Redmayne The dogs, one of which had just given birth to puppies, were housed […]
Posted in News Tags: allowing, Australian, collect, council, instead, shelter, volunteers No Comments »Heroic Nurse In Germany Accused Of Injecting Saline Instead Of Deadly mRNA COVID Vaccines Into Thousands
August 13th, 2021 Awake Goy Authorities in northern Germany have appealed to thousands of people to get another shot of a COVID-19 vaccine after a police investigation found that a heroic Red Cross nurse may have injected them with a saline solution to spare them from deadly and debilitating side effects from the experimental vaccines, according to a report by […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: accused, Germany, heroic, injecting, instead, nurse, saline No Comments »German nurse suspected of giving saline solution instead of COVID jab
August 12th, 2021 Awake Goy A nurse in Germany is accused of deliberately administering saline solution instead of COVID-19 jabs last spring. Police fear that more than 8,500 people could have been affected in the scandal, though initially there were only six reports. Police said they found anti-vaccine views in the nurse’s social media posts. “We then found three or […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: German, giving, instead, nurse, saline, solution, suspected No Comments »Demon Kinda Bummed To Be Cast Out In English Instead Of The Traditional Latin
July 18th, 2021 Awake Goy FARGO, ND—Local demon Asmodeus has been cast out of yet another church in rural North Dakota after terrorizing the church members for several weeks. Before spreading his charred wings to fly off to the next town, he complained to local reporters that exorcisms just aren’t the same since they started doing them in English instead of […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: bummed, demon, english, instead, kinda, latin, traditional No Comments »Lightfoot’s Chicago: 911 Dispatcher Will Send Mental Health Experts Instead of Police
July 16th, 2021 Awake Goy Mental health professionals in Chicago will replace cops on some 911 calls in a ‘woke’ new method of policing in Lori Lightfoot’s troubled city. According to the Chicago Times, a paramedic will be dispatched alongside a mental health clinician for “behavioral health calls.” Paramedics will work with a “recovery specialist” on calls involving drug-related crimes. […]
Posted in News, us Tags: Chicago, dispatcher, experts, Health, instead, lightfoot, mental No Comments »Biden’s Proposed Budget for 2022 Uses Term ‘Birthing People’ Instead of ‘Mothers’
June 10th, 2021 Awake Goy (LifeSiteNews) — President Joe Biden’s 2022 budget proposal is using the word “birthing people” instead of “mothers,” attempting to formalize the “inclusive” phrase born of radical transgender ideology. Released on May 28, the 72-page proposal for the 2022 fiscal year includes a section detailing the budget’s provisions intended to reduce maternal mortality and end “Race-Based […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: biden, birthing, budget, instead, mothers, people, proposed No Comments »Instead of lamenting intermarriage, listen to Jews in interfaith families
May 12th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda (JTA) — In the coming days and weeks, there is going to be a great deal of debate – in public discussions and in private conversations – regarding whether people like me are or are not contributing to the demise of the Jewish people by virtue of our existence. I was recently ordained as a […]
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