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After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them WASHINGTON, D.C.—After hearing from his advisors that the Texas Republicans are exactly like the Taliban, President Biden immediately offered an unconditional surrender to them. “Oh man, they’re exactly like the Taliban? I surrender!” a frightened Biden said after one of his cabinet members […]
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After Learning Texas Republicans Are Just Like The Taliban, Biden Immediately Surrenders To Them
September 18th, 2021 
Awake Goy 
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No Comments »Pentagon Orders Military Servce Members To “Immediately” Get Covid Vaccine
August 25th, 2021 Awake Goy On Monday, just hours after the Pfizer vaccine was granted FDA approval, the Pentagon announced that it was set to require vaccinations for all service members. Except, around one-third of US service members have refused the jab. In July, between 60% and 70% of personnel were fully vaccinated – with the Navy being the most […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: covid, immediately, members, military, orders, Pentagon, servce No Comments »Taliban Immediately Moves to Confiscate Firearms From Civilians
August 17th, 2021 Awake Goy A professor with close ties to the Communist Chinese Government has declared that his country ‘defeated’ the U.S. in 2020, winning a biological war, and putting America ‘back in it’s place’. The comments were made by Chen Ping, a Senior Researcher at The China Institute of Fudan University, a CCP affiliated think tank, and a […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: civilians, confiscate, firearms, immediately, moves, Taliban No Comments »Scientists Rename Climate Change ‘COVID’ So Americans Will Immediately Give Up All Their Rights To Fight It
August 14th, 2021 Awake Goy Scientists Rename Climate Change ‘COVID’ So Americans Will Immediately Give Up All Their Rights To Fight It U.S.—In a clever ploy to fight global warming, scientists have renamed “climate change” to “COVID,” so that Americans will immediately give up all their rights in order to fight the unprecedented phenomenon where weather trends change over time. […]
Posted in Health Tags: Americans.., change, climate, covid, immediately, rename, scientists No Comments »UK Cases Fell by 40 Percent Immediately After COVID Restrictions Were Lifted
August 14th, 2021 Awake Goy The sky has not fallen in the United Kingdom now that the nation’s draconian Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19) restrictions have been lifted. To the contrary, new “cases” of the Wuhan Virus have plummeted ever since the lockdowns were lifted. Spot-on message: “77th Brigade Are Brainwashing the British People.” (Governmental propaganda on its own people must be outlawed!) With […]
Tourists told to leave Martinique ‘immediately’ amid new COVID lockdown
August 11th, 2021 Awake Goy Martinique will enter a strict lockdown for three weeks as COVID-19 infections surge in the French overseas territory. The island’s prefect, Stanislas Cazelles, advised tourists to “leave the territory” as soon as possible, as Martinique has one of the highest COVID incident rates in France with almost 1,200 cases per 100,000 inhabitants. All shops except […]
After Resigning For Sexual Harassment, Cuomo Immediately Hired By CNN
August 11th, 2021 Awake Goy ATLANTA, GA—Former Governor Andrew Cuomo has resigned in disgrace amid accusations of sexual harassment, but the sky is still the limit for his career, as CNN immediately hired him under a multi-million-dollar contract. As soon as CNN learned the man was credibly accused of sexual harassment, they scooped him up to be an on-air personality. […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, cuomo, harassment, hired, immediately, resigning, sexual No Comments »After Mysterious Death of Tanzania President, His Successor Immediately Implements Vaccine Regime
August 3rd, 2021 Awake Goy Following the sudden and bizarre death of Tanzanian President John Magufuli, his successor, Samia Suluhu Hassan, is working diligently to implement a COVID-19 vaccine regime in the African nation. Magufuli had famously laughed off COVID-19 concerns before dying under mysterious circumstances. Now that he is out of the picture, Hassan is free to adopt the Draconian restrictions […]
Posted in News Tags: after, Death, immediately, mysterious, president, successor, Tanzania No Comments »Nonprofit Sues HHS to Immediately Stop Emergency Use Authorization of COVID-19 Vaccines
July 25th, 2021 Awake Goy America’s Frontline Doctors, a nonprofit, filed a motion on July 19 seeking immediate injunctive relief to stop the emergency use authorization (EUA) of COVID-19 vaccines for three groups of Americans: anyone under the age of 18, anyone who has recovered from COVID-19, and those who haven’t given informed consent as defined by federal law. The […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: authorization, covid, emergency, immediately, nonprofit, vaccines No Comments »Man arrested with cache of guns in hotel proposes immediately after leaving police station
July 9th, 2021 Awake Goy A man who was arrested after a housekeeper allegedly found a cache of guns stashed in his hotel room over the 4 July weekend walked out of custody and immediately proposed to a woman. Keegan Casteel, 32, of Iowa, was arrested in Chicago on Tuesday after police discovered the guns in a hotel room that […]
Posted in Americas Tags: after, arrested, cache, hotel, immediately, leaving, proposes No Comments »Britney Spears Immediately Freed After Donning Bill Cosby Mask
July 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy MALIBU, CA—The Free Britney movement has finally seen a major victory after a judge ordered Britney Spears immediately freed from her conservatorship once she put a Bill Cosby mask on. Spears came up with the genius move after seeing Cosby freed while her own petition for freedom was denied. After the judge handed down his […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: after, britney, cosby, donning, freed, immediately, spears No Comments »‘Our house is on fire:’ Activists urge G7 to immediately address climate, vaccine apartheid & poverty
June 13th, 2021 Awake Goy [embedded content] As world leaders gather for the first in-person G7 summit in two years, talks are set to focus heavily on ending the pandemic and the climate crisis, and climate activists are calling on them for more immediate action. “It’s not just one crisis,” says Asad Rehman, executive director of War on Want and […]
Posted in Climate Change Tags: activists, address, apartheid, climate, house, immediately, Vaccine No Comments »Nursing Homes Experiencing Large Disease ‘Outbreaks’ Immediately AFTER Covid ‘Vaccination’
June 7th, 2021 Awake Goy by Ethan Huff Residents of nursing homes where Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19) “vaccines” have been widely administered are suddenly coming down in droves with Wuhan Virus infection, which the mainstream media is already referring to using the word “outbreak.” Even though every resident and worker, in many cases, had already gotten jabbed, new “cases” of the […]
Posted in News Tags: disease, experiencing, homes, immediately, large, nursing, outbreaks No Comments »Australian Govt. Urged to Sanction Burma Military Leaders Immediately
June 1st, 2021 Awake Goy The Australian government is facing renewed calls to place new sanctions on Burma’s (also known as Myanmar) military junta. An analysis (pdf) by the Australian Council for International Development (ACFID), the peak body for Australian non-government organisations, has criticised the government’s decision not to impose any new sanctions since the military coup in February, likening […]
Posted in International Tags: Australian, burma, immediately, leaders, military, sanction, urged No Comments »Israel Must Immediately Confiscate All Illegal Weapons
May 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy Israeli security force members stand near a burning Israeli police car during clashes between Israeli police and members of the country’s Arab minority in the Arab-Jewish town of Lod, Israel May 12, 2021. REUTERS/Ammar Awad JNS.org – Make no mistake about it: Among the many pressing challenges confronting Israel in the aftermath of the latest […]
SIGN THE PETITION: CHD Calls on FDA to Immediately Take COVID Vaccines Off the Market
May 21st, 2021 Awake Goy SIGN THE PETITION: CHD Calls on FDA to Immediately Take COVID Vaccines Off the Market Children’s Health Defense » Feed Amid growing safety concerns, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Dr. Meryl Nass, on behalf of Children’s Health Defense (CHD), filed a Citizen Petition with the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) asking the agency to […]
Parents Take Over School Board, Elect New Members, Immediately Vote to End Mask Mandate
May 3rd, 2021 Awake Goy By Matt Agorist On Tuesday, Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey enacted a new executive order that lifted the state’s mandate which required school children to wear masks. In Vail, Arizona, the Vail School District scheduled a meeting on how to move forward. A massive crowd of parents — tired of their children being forced to wear masks — […]
Heritage Action: Arizona Election Integrity Bill ‘Will Go into Effect Immediately After Passage, Not in 2026’
April 30th, 2021 Awake Goy Heritage Action said on Wednesday an Arizona election integrity bill that will “clean up the state’s early voting list and remove registrations that have been inactive in two consecutive election cycles,” will go into effect immediately, and not in 2026, as State Sen. Kelly Townsend (R-16) said in an exclusive interview with Breitbart News on […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: action, Arizona, effect, election, heritage, immediately, integrity No Comments »The U.S. system could very well collapse if reforms are not instituted immediately
March 21st, 2021 Awake Goy Posted on March 20, 2021 by fada1 By Abayomi Azikiwe The U.S. has been experiencing various social developments in recent years. There were several factors which have led to the existing social crisis in the U.S. The failure of the capitalist system to provide adequate jobs, incomes and amenities to tens of millions of people […]
Immediately Release Dr. GN Saibaba!
March 11th, 2021 Awake Goy The Committee for the Defence and Release of Dr. GN Saibaba organised a press conference at the Press Club of India in Delhi which was addressed by writer Arundhati Roy, former Member of Parliament in the Rajya Sabha D Raja, General Secretary of the National Platform for the Rights of the Disabled (NPRD) Muralidharan, former […]
