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The Best Sturdy Bed Frames for Sex, According to Real (Horny) Reviewers
March 18th, 2023 
Awake Goy You may be good in bed—but this stuff will make you (sleep) even better. Look, we all have our strengths. This is especially the case for (most) affordable bed frames, which are fine for sleeping and chilling, but can really suck once it’s time to start humping someone or something with real fervor. Not to […]
That Mode Toothbrush That Makes Us Oddly Horny? It’s On Sale, Baby!
December 17th, 2022 Awake Goy Anyone else hate brushing their teeth? For me it’s a daily ritual that I force myself into twice a day everyday (this is probably some ADHD-related thing that TikTok will diagnose for me later this week). Who even stands in front of the mirror brushing for an entire two minutes manually anyways? What even is […]
This Electrocution Device Zaps Away Period Cramps (But Also Made Me Horny?)
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A trash can of tears. A diaper filled with wildebeests. There are a lot of metaphors I could use to describe how awful I feel when I have period cramps, but suffice to say: it’s bad. It’s been bad since I got my very first period in junior high and, while crying, threw up on […]
This Electrocution Device Zaps Away Period Cramps (But Also Made Me Horny?)
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A trash can of tears. A diaper filled with wildebeests. There are a lot of metaphors I could use to describe how awful I feel when I have period cramps, but suffice to say: it’s bad. It’s been bad since I got my very first period in junior high and, while crying, threw up on […]
This Electrocution Device Zaps Away Period Cramps (But Also Made Me Horny?)
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A trash can of tears. A diaper filled with wildebeests. There are a lot of metaphors I could use to describe how awful I feel when I have period cramps, but suffice to say: it’s bad. It’s been bad since I got my very first period in junior high and, while crying, threw up on […]
This Electrocution Device Zaps Away Period Cramps (But Also Made Me Horny?)
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A trash can of tears. A diaper filled with wildebeests. There are a lot of metaphors I could use to describe how awful I feel when I have period cramps, but suffice to say: it’s bad. It’s been bad since I got my very first period in junior high and, while crying, threw up on […]
This Electrocution Device Zaps Away Period Cramps (But Also Made Me Horny?)
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy A trash can of tears. A diaper filled with wildebeests. There are a lot of metaphors I could use to describe how awful I feel when I have period cramps, but suffice to say: it’s bad. It’s been bad since I got my very first period in junior high and, while crying, threw up on […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
The Ultimate Power Ranking of Horny Celebrities Sliding Into DMs
September 22nd, 2022 Awake Goy Collage by Cathryn Virginia If social media has taught me anything about celebrities, it’s that most famous people are just like the rest of us: horny, bored, and glued to Instagram. That’s why early reports that Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has been sending raunchy DMs didn’t phase me; “Moves like Jagger” could only have […]
Horny and Alone? Hot Octopuss’ Solo Vibrators Are 20% Off
September 14th, 2022 Awake Goy Any sex toy can be a partner-friendly sex toy if you’re crafty enough [Shrek butt plug enters the chat], but we do love us a vibrator that goes hard and deep into what it takes to be a truly brain-melting, orgasmic solo sex toy. The folks at Fleshlight, with their legend-status penis strokers, know wassup. […]
Viagra factory fumes mean horny visitors to small Irish town ‘never leave’
December 6th, 2017 Awake Goy Residents of Ringaskiddy in county Cork, on the southwest coast of Ireland, say emissions from the pharmaceutical giant are giving everybody a hard time… but they’re not complaining. Erectile dysfunction pills are now the top party drug for British millennials “One wiff and you’re stiff,” said local barwoman Debbie to a Times journalist, simply looking […]
Horny NYPD Cop Sent Lewd Texts To Woman After He Arrested Her: Lawsuit
November 7th, 2017 Awake Goy Officer Rony Santiago, Kammie Sifonte NYPD Officer Rony Santiago allegedly sent a photo of himself in uniform along with the message, “love a woman who could sit on my face,’’ according to a lawsuit set to be filed Monday. In another disgusting missive, Santiago allegedly wrote, “I think u look better with the cuffs on.” […]
International Sanctions Against Iran Have Been Lifted
January 17th, 2016 Awake Goy International sanctions against Iran have been lifted following news from the UN nuclear watchdog that the Islamic Republic has complied with its nuclear promises. The BBC reports: The EU foreign policy chief, Federica Mogherini, announced the lifting of sanctions in accordance with the deal “as Iran has fulfilled its commitment”. The international nuclear watchdog, the […]
