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HOBBITON—Hobbits throughout The Shire began wearing shoes last week after the opening of a new Lego Store in the town of Stock, just east of the Brandywine River. Though Hobbits have hairy rugged feet that can withstand the harshest of elements, they are apparently no match for tiny plastic pieces with razor-sharp edges. “I’ve never […]
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Hobbits Forced To Begin Wearing Shoes After New Lego Store Opens In The Shire
January 14th, 2022 
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The Middle Earth Pill: Hobbits are an Entirely Different Species
April 23rd, 2017 Awake Goy Andrew AnglinDaily Stormer April 22, 2017 If this guy was like “look dude, you can trust me with this ring of power and the fate of all of Middle Earth – I’m a solid bro,” then I would be like “yeah okay you seem cool just be chill and don’t get us […]
Blast Hits Military Dormitory In Turkish Capital Of Ankara
February 17th, 2016 Awake Goy A huge explosion has been reported in Ankara close to the Turkish parliament building. At least five people were reportedly killed in the explosion the city’s governor has said and up to a dozen more injured #Explosion hits military dormitory in central #Ankara – Turkish broadcaster NTV — LBCI News English (@LBCI_News_EN) February 17, 2016 […]
Blast Hits Military Dormitory In Turkish Capital Of Ankara
February 17th, 2016 Awake Goy A huge explosion has been reported in Ankara close to the Turkish parliament building. At least five people were reportedly killed in the explosion the city’s governor has said and up to a dozen more injured #Explosion hits military dormitory in central #Ankara – Turkish broadcaster NTV — LBCI News English (@LBCI_News_EN) February 17, 2016 […]
Ukraine Is About To Declare War On Russia
February 16th, 2016 Awake Goy Ukrainian authorities have said that the country needs to prepare for an imminent war between Russia and Ukraine, and have appealed to the international community to support the country militarily. An official from the Trilateral Contact Group told reporters: “We can ask for help, and we need to get ready for a serious and long-term confrontation […]
