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Joel Osteen Decides To Diversify His Portfolio And Not Invest All His Treasure In Heaven HOUSTON, TX—Portfolio diversification: It’s a basic principle of investing. Unfortunately, many Christians believe they’re supposed to put all their treasure in Heaven, which simply is not smart investing. Pastor Joel Osteen, though, is promoting a stronger portfolio. “Treasure in Heaven […]
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Joel Osteen Decides To Diversify His Portfolio And Not Invest All His Treasure In Heaven
July 21st, 2021 
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No Comments »Bad-clown Rising – 67 was Heaven
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‘A Man Sent From Heaven’: Hank Kunneman Likens Mike Lindell to John the Baptist
June 25th, 2021 Awake Goy Right-wing pastor Hank Kunneman was a guest on the “Flashpoint” program Tuesday night, where he declared that fellow right-wing election conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell had been “sent from Heaven” to overturn the election and put former President Donald Trump back in the White House. Kunneman, a self-proclaimed “prophet” who guaranteed that Trump would win the […]
Heaven or sacrilege? Italy’s pizza vending machine stirs controversy
May 9th, 2021 Awake Goy Italy’s capital Rome has its first pizza vending machine, capable of delivering the country’s world-famous national dish 24/7. No doubt it will raise questions over authenticity, but at least the machine in the Via Catania is owned by an Italian, Massimo Pugolo, who knows he can never replace the genuine article. “The reactions were a […]
A complex relationship made in heaven
May 7th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda May 7, 2021 by Melanie Phillips – JNS.org Read on for article For those wishing to improve relations between Jews and Christians, the extraordinary unmasking of Michael Elkohen as an undercover Christian missionary in Jerusalem has been something of a setback. Christian missionaries march on Jaffa Road with a sign saying “Repent Israel, Jesus Is […]
Shas leader: Meron disaster is sign from heaven, but we are not exempt from scrutiny
May 4th, 2021 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online English edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, gives you breaking news, analyses and opinions about Israel, the Middle East and the Jewish World. © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved Source Views: 0
Not Good: Test For Getting Into Heaven Will Be Whether You Can Plug A USB Cable In Properly On The First Try
April 24th, 2021 Awake Goy Not Good: Test For Getting Into Heaven Will Be Whether You Can Plug A USB Cable In Properly On The First Try HEAVEN—A heavenly representative confirmed today that the old test of whether or not you believe in Jesus will be replaced by asking candidates for entry into heaven to try to plug a USB […]
Democrats Propose Taxing Treasures Laid Up In Heaven
April 18th, 2021 Awake Goy WASHINGTON, D.C.—To fund the Biden Administration’s infrastructure spending bill, Democrats are proposing a new tax on the treasures Americans have laid up in heaven. “It has come to our attention that some Americans have chosen to lay up their treasure in heaven instead of here on earth,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. “Americans who use heaven as a tax […]
ACH (1481) Paul English – Heaven And Hell
March 30th, 2021 Awake Goy EURO FOLK RADIO ACH (1481) Paul English – Heaven And Hell Play Episode Pause Episode Mute/Unmute Episode Rewind 10 Seconds 1x Fast Forward 30 seconds Subscribe Share In today’s show originally broadcast on March 29 2021, Andy presents “The Limeys” with his co-host Paul English for a show entitled, “Heaven And Hell.” We discussed: the […]
Progressive Christian Hopes Heaven Will Feature Segregated Spaces For Every Tribe, Tongue, Nation
March 20th, 2021 Awake Goy Progressive Christian Hopes Heaven Will Feature Segregated Spaces For Every Tribe, Tongue, Nation MONTEREY, CA—Local progressive Christian Charlie Jenks was pondering the promise of Scripture that in the new heaven and the new earth there will be people from every tongue, tribe, and nation worshiping Jesus. Jenks prides himself on accepting all cultures and races […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: christian, feature, heaven, hopes, progressive, segregated, spaces No Comments »Incidental music on the way to heaven: a music review by Fraser Beath McEwing
March 14th, 2021 Awake Goy March 14, 2021 by Fraser Beath McEwing Read on for article Although I’ve often heard the full-strength Sydney Philharmonia Choirs in the Sydney Opera House, it was nearly always teamed with the Sydney Symphony Orchestra in some major, combination work. The Sydney Philharmonia Choir. Photo: Keith Saunders This time, however, we were treated to one […]
Johnny Enlow Says Trump Is Sitting in ‘The Presidency Seat in Heaven’
March 12th, 2021 Awake Goy ALL donations 3X-MATCHED by 12/31 to save our democracy! Every day, the reporters and researchers of Right Wing Watch expose the hateful words and deeds of right-wing leaders and the far-right players who fueled Trump’s rise to power and aim to keep him there. Our work is read daily and used by major media outlets, […]
Andean Shamanic Rituals to Call in Healing Feminine Energies From Heaven and Earth – FREE Online Event
February 28th, 2021 Awake Goy What’s helping you cultivate inner peace, strength, and purpose as you navigate constant change and uncertainty? Indigenous peoples have known for thousands of years to look to the stars, the ancestors, and Mother Earth and her animals for wisdom. They also knew the power in holding all of life as a sacred and continuous ritual of […]
Posted in Jewish News Tags: andean, energies, feminine, healing, heaven, rituals, shamanic No Comments »‘I’m Jewish, Arab, gay, and living in a Muslim country. Marrakech is heaven’
February 5th, 2021 Awake Goy News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online English edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, gives you breaking news, analyses and opinions about Israel, the Middle East and the Jewish World. © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved Views: 0
Kat Kerr Claims a Talking Scroll in Heaven Will Soon Expose Massive Voter Fraud
February 4th, 2021 Awake Goy Self-proclaimed “prophetess” and “weather warrior” Kat Kerr spoke at One Accord Christian Fellowship Church in Orlando, Florida, Sunday, where she continued to insist that Donald Trump is the rightful president of the United States. Kerr knows this, she claimed, because a talking scroll named “Justice” had been opened in Heaven when Joe Biden was inaugurated […]
Johnny Enlow Says Trump Is ‘Recognized From Heaven’ as the ‘Primary Government Leader of Planet Earth’
January 28th, 2021 Awake Goy QAnon conspiracy theorist Johnny Enlow appeared on the Elijah Streams YouTube channel Friday, where he declared that Donald Trump is “recognized from Heaven” as the legitimate president of the United States and that God is actively working to make it a reality here on Earth. Enlow proclaimed that God will ensure that Trump will serve […]
Posted in Uncategorized Tags: enlow, government, heaven, johnny, primary, recognized, Trump No Comments »The Jade Emperor: Taoist Ruler of Heaven – and Celestial Bureaucrat
January 25th, 2021 Awake Goy The Jade Emperor is not only a notable figure in Chinese mythology, but also one of the most important deities in Taoism and in Chinese folk religion. Today, the Jade Emperor is regarded as the supreme ruler of Heaven, guiding the affairs of mortals via a bureaucracy not unlike that which was once used in […]
Mahatma Gandhi Meets Shahid Bhagat Singh in Heaven
January 16th, 2021 Awake Goy This is one of a series of heaven-based stories, written as fantasy yet very relevant to our times. The first part of the series appeared in Countercurrents.org dated December 11, 2020 under the title ‘ Mahatma Gandhi Returns to Earth’. Gandhi had managed to get the clearance from heaven authorities for his one-day visit to […]
How Janus Became the Doorkeeper of Heaven and God of the Gods
January 6th, 2021 Awake Goy Janus is a deity found in the religion and myth of ancient Rome. The Romans believed that Janus was the god of doors, beginnings and endings, and transitions. In accordance to the role he played, Janus is depicted as a two-faced god, Ianus Bifrons (‘Janus Twofaced’) one looking to the future and the other looking […]
Stairway To Heaven In Noah’s Ark
November 14th, 2020 Awake Goy The story of Noah’s ark and the flood epic is one of the oldest nursery legends in the world and it has captivated the imaginations of children and adults alike throughout the ages. From childhood memories one may recollect that God sent the deluge to destroy all the evil people upon the earth. It is […]
