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SEATTLE, WA — After another disastrous trip to the salon, local introvert Sam Johnson has resigned himself to a lifetime of awful haircuts. “No, no, bowl cuts are great,” said Mr. Johnson to his hairdresser as he surveyed the damage. “Definitely what I was going for, that early Jim Carrey look. Thanks so much.” After […]
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Kim Jong-un orders North Korea nuclear weapons to be placed on alert
March 4th, 2016 
Awake Goy North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has reportedly ordered all of Pyongyang’s nuclear weapons to be placed on full alert, citing the need to be ready “at any time.” The announcement came as Kim Jong-un attended a test-firing of a new multiple rocket launcher, urging the military to “promptly” deploy the weapons system that can […]
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