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All the mega monster Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales and deals, in one place. Greetings, traveler. It seems you’ve wandered into our Black Friday village to sip the sweet, reduced sauce of Stüssy jawnz, and load your mule with some discounted Dyson vacuums. We can’t blame you. In fact, we’re really just here to […]
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The Best Wayfair Black Friday Deals, From Noguchi Dupes to Vitamix Blenders
November 26th, 2023 
Awake Goy What VICE Readers Bought This Month: Milking Tables and Birkenstock Dupes
October 4th, 2023 Awake Goy Babe, wake up—September ended. But before we dive head first into spoopy season, and attempt to outrun the tidal wave of pumpkin everything, we must do a little reminiscing on what y’all, dear VICE readers, were absolutely frothing over during the nicest month of the year (weatherwise, at least). (OK, so New York City finished […]
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No Comments »Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Where to Buy Togo Sofas (and Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
September 21st, 2022 Awake Goy Once you really begin to put down roots—and fixate less on selling your plasma to buy CBD gummies,—finding the correct couch to compliment your Scandinavian shag rugs, Monstera plants, and Noguchi lamps becomes something of an obsession. For us, that perfect piece is the Togo sofa. Advertisement “But, Mother!” you might say, “Shouldn’t I be […]
Don’t let President Biden ‘make us the dupes of our hopes’
January 20th, 2021 Awake Goy At inauguration time, journalist I. F. Stone wrote, incoming presidents “make us the dupes of our hopes.” That insight is worth pondering as Joe Biden ascends to the presidency. After four years of the real-life Trump nightmare, hope is overdue — but it’s hazardous. Stone astutely warned against taking heart from the lofty words that […]
Trust Yahweh’s Plan: How the QAnon Movement Preys on Bible Dupes
January 18th, 2021 Awake Goy For years the QAnon movement has been telling all of their followers to blindly “trust the plan,” as the white hats have everything under control and will be draining the swamp real soon. Recently it has come to light just how similar the Q movement is to Operation Trust from the early Soviet Union. However, […]
Selfies Rule! And Now Amazon Wants You to Pay With Them
March 15th, 2016 Awake Goy Susanne Posel ,Chief Editor Occupy Corporatism | Media Spokesperson, HEALTH MAX Brands Amazon has filed a patent application for a pay-by-selfie platform that would allow customers to take a pic or video of themselves and use that image as identification in lieu of an account password. For purchases online, this patent […]
Macedonia: Fence Built to Halt Invasion
November 29th, 2015 Awake Goy After several days of attacks on its borders by hordes of nonwhite invaders who have been refused permission to move north, the Republic of Macedonia has announced that it is building a fence along its border with Greece. The fence, similar to the one which Hungary has built along its borders, is about ten feet […]
Posted in World News Tags: commie, dupes, greensboro, gunned, Jews, klansmen, lackeys, righteous, shootout No Comments »A New Low – Hillary Clinton Claims 9/11 is the Reason She’s Owned by Wall Street
November 16th, 2015 Awake Goy That Hillary Clinton is owned by Wall Street is such an indisputable fact at this point, there’s no point in her even trying to squirm her way out of it. As such, it appears she took on a different tact at last night’s Democratic debate, straight out of the George W. Bush playbook. […]
DC protests mark the end of PEP era — progressive except Palestine
November 13th, 2015 Awake Goy The maelstrom known as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has blown through the nation’s capital, and dozens of activists are taking a breather after weeks of organizing that culminated in several actions and events. While the rallies and pickets were relatively small compared to efforts put forth in powerhouse cities like Chicago and New York, […]
