SCOTLAND—With Biden attending the COP26 climate change conference in Scotland this week, many were concerned that he might poop in his pants again. Fortunately, his Secret Service entourage seems to be prepared this time, as agents were spotted carrying a presidential diaper bag. “Biden’s diaper bag is state-of-the-art,” said one anonymous source. “It is completely bulletproof, […]
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Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween
November 1st, 2021 Awake Goy
BROOKSIDE, OK—Well, isn’t this just the most adorable and 100% accurate Halloween costume we’ve ever seen: little Oliver Burnswax, just 18 months old, is dressed up as Joe Biden for Satan’s favorite holiday. With a dress shirt, overcoat, and tie, along with a cute little American flag pin, Burnswax is the spitting image and exact […]
‘Disaster is Imminent’… Constitutional Attorney: "States Have The Legal Authority To Defend Border Under Constitution"
March 26th, 2016 Awake Goy
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