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The scariest thing you could do on Halloween? Pull up to the function with a half-assed—or worse yet, nonexistent—costume. Think about it. What other day of the year are you subject to sending the combined message of, “I am lazy, boring, and not spooky,” in one go? It’s a 69-car pileup of party pooper energy, […]
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Last-Minute Halloween Costumes That Make You Seem Less Lazy Than You Are
October 17th, 2023 
Awake Goy The 11 Best Couples Halloween Costumes (to Prove Your Relationship Isn’t Failing)
September 21st, 2023 Awake Goy Props to you, buddy. You’re clearly the better most motivated half of your couple if you’re reading this—or at least the most strategic when it comes to finding the best couple’s Halloween costumes that won’t suck eggs, and also won’t cost you hundreds of dollars. The world just doesn’t really need another ketchup-and-mustard duo, does […]
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Tags: costumes, couples, failing, halloween, prove, Relationship 
No Comments »The Best Halloween Costumes Honoring the Weirdest Viral Moments of 2023
September 19th, 2023 Awake Goy The time to express your algo IRL is nigh, my friend, because Halloween is just around the corner. We know you’re not really the kind of person who plans their H-ween ‘fit a month in advance (same), but this year we’re going to get you situated with an easy, impressive costume that speaks to topical, […]
The Best Halloween Costumes for Under $100 That Don’t Suck
September 28th, 2022 Awake Goy Welcome to Under a Hundo, where your faithful VICE editors find the best versions of anything and everything you're desperately seeking—all for under $100. Whether it’s fancy knives, instant-vacation-vibes patio furniture, or suspiciously underpriced ghost-hunting equipment, we’ve got your thrifty needs covered. Are you stoked for Halloween 2022, but don’t want to shred your bills on a $115 […]
Women’s March Axes Coat Hangers, Handmaid’s Tale Costumes at Rally
October 2nd, 2021 Awake Goy The Women’s March organization has informed protesters joining its Washington, DC, “Rally for Abortion Justice” Saturday not to bring “coat-hanger imagery” or wear Handmaid’s Tale costumes for fear of the narratives now attached to these items. Coat-hangers have long been a traditional pro-abortion prop used to inspire fear that, without unlimited access to abortion, women […]
Halloweenies and crybullies: Colleges tell students what Halloween costumes they can wear to avoid "triggering" others
October 18th, 2017 Awake Goy (Natural News) You never know what you might see on Halloween, especially on a college campus. You’re sure to find more than your fair share of scary and sexy costumes, and there are always a few humorous costumes in the mix. However, there is one thing that some college campuses don’t want you to encounter […]
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