PHILADELPHIA—The Philadelphia Phillies didn’t clinch a playoff spot until the last series of the regular season. It was the final playoff spot in the National League. Then the sixth-seeded Phillies swept the St. Louis Cardinals in the wild-card round, and now they need just one victory to oust the defending World Series champion Atlanta Braves […]
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Nancy braves the Chinese dragon and wins?
August 02, 2022 Source So, it appears that Pelosi landed in Taiwan. This is a HUGE victory for the invincible USA and China with all its hollow threats has now lost face. That is how those evil commies are – they only understand the language of force, and when faced with the united forces of […]
Clinton Braves Sea Voyage To Plant Flag On New Epstein Island
ATLANTIC OCEAN—After braving the treacherous seas of the Caribbean and steering his vessel, My Other Lolita, onto the shores of an uninhabited island, undaunted explorer Bill Clinton trekked to the highest point and planted his flag, declaring it the new Epstein Island. “I, Bill Clinton, hereby colonize this island, which is conveniently free of pesky […]
Here Are 8 Less Offensive Alternatives To The Braves Tomahawk Chop
Brought to you by: Despite the Cherokee Nation Officially Endorsing The “Tomahawk Chop” of the Atlanta Braves, white intellectuals have ruled it offensive, and rightfully so. We at The Babylon Bee are calling for the end of the gesture so it can be replaced with one of these less-offensive alternatives: 1) The Non-Ethnic Miniature Axe Swing: Totally […]
Patchwork: Atlanta Braves cover All-Star logo on jerseys, shift hats
It was easy to spot the change on the jersey, with the outline of the All-Star patch hastily covered over. The Braves still have a patch on their left sleeves marking the 150th anniversary of the franchise. The summer event had been scheduled for July 13 at Truist Park in Atlanta. “I’m disappointed that it’s […]