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The latest enemy threatening U.S. soldiers is the feared poppy-seed, known bagel and bread variant, according to a memo from a senior Pentagon official. In a letter to troops earlier in February, Gilbert Cisneros Jr., the Under Secretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness, sent a “warning” about the potential failure of drug tests if […]
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I Tried Pagels, the Paleo Bagels People Obsess Over, and They’re Actually Dece
August 31st, 2022 
Awake Goy As I write my very first sentence of this article, my Spidey Sense is already tingling that I’ll be receiving hate mail from vengeful New Yorkers who, for some reason, think they need to track down my email address and send me a four-paragraph message about the superiority of the circular bread products in their […]
‘Jesusland’ won’t be good for the Jews. But the ‘United States of Canada’ might be good for bagels
February 24th, 2021 Awake Goy News and Partnerships Life and Culture Columnists and Opinion Haaretz Heb and TheMarker Haaretz.com, the online English edition of Haaretz Newspaper in Israel, gives you breaking news, analyses and opinions about Israel, the Middle East and the Jewish World. © Haaretz Daily Newspaper Ltd. All Rights Reserved Source Views: 0
Inaugural Bagels
January 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy After some initial reflections on the Inauguration—in an episode recorded before Bernie Sanders became a coat-swaddled meme—the Bagels talk about Jewish rituals that mark moments of change. Erin is both bored by and getting costume inspiration from “Pretend It’s a City,” Netflix’s Fran Lebowitz documentary series. Plus, a conversation about the new season of “The […]
CIA contractor fights man over bagels
October 3rd, 2011 FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda Eight months after he killed two allegedly armed men in Pakistan, CIA operative Raymond Davis is facing legal troubles again. This time for being very, very hungry. Davis made headlines earlier this year after an incident in Lahore, Pakistan which ended with two supposed robbers dead. President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton […]
