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The human lap was designed to handle a lot of action. Just consider steel guitars, the TV dinner, and the lap dance—these activities put a lot of pressure on the lap, and us humans, somehow, can take it every time. Some laps (like those of Santa Claus and yuppie parents) can even support the weight […]
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How to Make Your Bachelor Pad Feel More Adult (and Ick-Proof)
January 21st, 2023 
Awake Goy If you’re a dude living on your own for the first time (or a self-proclaimed man-child) your apartment could probably use some zhuzhing; you want your abode to be your best wingman, not the thing that gives that hot girl you somehow managed to woo “the ick.” Seriously, your wits and charm may be enough […]
Ancient Rome Didn’t Exist, Claims a Qualified Bachelor of History
December 6th, 2021 Awake Goy Teens might tell you that TikTok is a comfort zone where they can discuss relevant issues free from adult judgement because all other teens are going through the same thing. Closer to reality perhaps, from a young age, people like being recognized for their talents and TikTok and other social media platforms offer a ready-built […]
The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison Bows to Woke Mob
June 11th, 2021 Awake Goy Chris Harrison, host of The Bachelor franchise, has permanently exited and bowed down to the woke mob, or perhaps his woke employer. Either way, this sparks a conversation about cancel culture, tribalist activism, and how we can respond. Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/R0NgIkNS4wE Hosted by the two-time Emmy-nominated actor and singer-songwriter Beau Davidson, The […]
Every Male Viewer Of The Bachelor Comes Out As Gay
April 16th, 2021 Awake Goy U.S.—In a revelation that shocked dozens, every single, male, unmarried viewer of the bachelor came out as gay yesterday. The event marks the first mass coming out event since people who like The Last Jedi simultaneously came out of the closet last summer. “I can’t hide who I am any longer,” said Ted Marin, 32, of Iowa. […]
Lawyer Previously Named on People’s ‘Most Eligible Bachelor’ List Charged with Rape
January 23rd, 2021 Awake Goy A Boston attorney whose name was once on People magazine’s list of most eligible bachelors has been charged with raping two victims, according to the New York Post. “Gary Zerola, 49, who appeared in the magazine’s 2001 list of ‘America’s Top 50 Bachelors’ alongside the likes of actors Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Benicio del […]
Jew-Scripted Race-Mixing Incident Behind Suspension of “Bachelor In Paradise” Production
June 12th, 2017 Awake Goy Eric StrikerDaily Stormer June 12, 2017 Forget your kids, what’s your woman watching? Women love reality TV trash, the younger ones even model their lives after their promiscuous, hypergamous, physically aggressive tattooed on-screen BPD heroines. They live vicariously through silicone sluts getting into scripted romances and drama with roided up novelty men […]
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