San Francisco Mega-Walgreens Will Revolutionize The Way You Buy Things At Walgreens (PHOTOS)

July 12th, 2012

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda

If you’re like most San Franciscans, every time you go into a pharmacy to buy toilet paper or refill a prescription, you think to yourself, “I wish this place had a juice bar.”

Take heart, friends! All of your problems are about to be solved!

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Coming sometime in 2013, the Union Square-adjacent Walgreens near the intersection of Powell and O’Farrell streets will be expanded into a “mega Walgreens,” complete with a bakery, custom cosmetics area, wine and hard alcohol, a produce department and, yes, a juice bar.

“[It’s going to be] unlike anything you’ve ever seen,” Walgreens District Manager Dave Devencenzi told the San Francisco Chronicle.

The renovation will completely transform the current location and expand it to include the second-floor space currently occupied by Lori’s Diner, which is moving down the street. The new store will stretch out to a full 18,00 square feet.

One thing you won’t be able to buy at the mega Walgreens: cigarettes. The city’s Board of Supervisors passed a law in 2008 outlawing tobacco sales at all San Francisco pharmacies.

With all this mega-sizing going on, we couldn’t help but wonder if other things in the city could be improved by making them insanely large.

Here are a few ideas:

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Mega Ike’s Sandwich

Just think how much better Ike’s award-winning Matt Cain Sandwich (roast beef, turkey, salami, godfather sauce and provolone) would be if it were the size of a regulation football field.
Mega Blue Bottle Coffee

Go for a swim in a pool filled with Blue Bottle and you’ll never sleep again. Imagine how much money you’ll save on pajamas.
Mega Ferry Building Farmers Market

Everything thing the light touches will be artisanal, ethically-sourced olive oil from now until the end of time.
Mega Buff Stop

Scott Weiner is going to need the a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/06/scott-wiener-introduces-nudity-guidelines_n_950555.html” target=”_hplink”world’s biggest towel/a.
Mega Pot Club

Eh, what’s the point? The government is just going to a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/09/vapor-room-closing_n_1660582.html” target=”_hplink”shut it down/a for being too close to a mega playground.