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February 23rd, 2013 
FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda
You really need to visit the forums to appreciate how this weekend‘s blockade schedule has gotten political. No, wait, it’s not what you think. This is YPP-style politics. That means preposterous, fun, and without any scary real-life effect.
Case in point: Admiral Island on the Emerald Ocean. Your candidates are…
No Offence Intended! This flag promises an end to the 100% tax tyranny of the incumbent, a return to governance by an active flag royal, the possibility of one new shoppe built per every two months of ownership, and a chance at an interesting injury for you because it’s a sinking blockade! Also, town square beautification projects. Cf. THE PINK.
Subtle Tease! Who promises to keep taxes at 100%, show you some blockade fun every weekend that they hold the island, and possibly drop one shoppe per month! Also, they want you to know that some members of NOI eat sushi with soy milk.
Vuran! Who promises to pay more per segment than the other two contenders, because why else are you jobbing in a blockade, right? Also, he made you this pretty intent video.
Say no to apathy! Say yes to voting! Job for the candidate you favor and puzzle your little heart out!
Standard reminders: Schedule is given in Pirate Time, or U.S. Pacific. Player flags link to Yoweb information pages; Brigand King Flags link to Yppedia Brigand King pages. BK amassed power given in parenthetical numbers, like so: (14). For more info about jobbing contacts, jobber pay, and Event Blockade battle board configuration, check the Blockade tab of your ocean’s Notice Board. To get hired, apply under the Voyages tab.
Doubloon Ocean Blockades
*** Saturday, February 23 ***
9:00 AM – Paihia-Insel, Opal Ocean
Brigand King attack!
Defender: Schatten-Reich
Attacker: Chthonische Horden (2)
12:00 PM – Jubilee Island, Meridian Ocean
Event: 7 rounds, nonsinking
Hosted by: That Tickled
12:06 PM – Moab Island, Meridian Ocean
Defender: Smash
Attacker: Fill in the Blank
Attacker: Can’t Hold Us
1:00 PM – Admiral Island, Emerald Ocean
Defender: Subtle Tease
Attacker: No Offence Intended
1:00 PM – Kirin Island, Meridian Ocean
Defender: Corpus Mortuus
Attacker: Corruption
1:01 PM – Raven’s Roost, Meridian Ocean
Defender: Infamous
Attacker: Chocolate Coated
1:30 PM – Hadrian Island, Meridian Ocean
Defender: Corruption
Attacker: That Tickled
10:04 PM – Hubble’s Eye, Emerald Ocean
Defender: Illusion
Attacker: Hand Full Of Booty
*** Sunday, February 24 ***
8:24 AM – Olive Island, Meridian Ocean
Defender: Legacy of Love
Attacker: Antheas
Subscription Ocean Blockades
*** Saturday, February 23 ***
12:00 PM – Fintan Island, Cerulean Ocean
Defender: In Love and War
Attacker: Faded Legend
12:00 PM – Kirin Island, Cerulean Ocean
Defender: In Love and War
Attacker: Universe A
12:00 PM – Terra Island, Cerulean Ocean
Defender: In Love and War
Attacker: Faded Legend
12:00 PM – Guava Island, Cerulean Ocean
Defender: Twisted
Attacker: Kittens
3:00 PM – Papaya Island, Cerulean Ocean
Defender: Twisted
Attacker: Super Awesomeness
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