Police hope to crack case of would-be thief using picture of his bum

January 7th, 2012

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Last updated at 10:32 PM on 6th January 2012

When this hoodlum tried to hold up a petrol station, he thought a balaclava would protect his identity.

But he wasn’t banking on other parts of his anatomy being caught on CCTV.

Police have issued this image of the culprit’s posterior – showing the moment he clambered onto a female worker’s desk – in the hope that someone may recognise him from his outfit.

Who's is this? Police are hoping the clothing, and the man's rear, are recognised by someone out there

Who’s is this? Police are hoping the clothing, and the man’s rear, are recognised by someone out there

Bum rap: The would be robber elft the Total Garage in Newton Aycliffe, County Durham, empty handed

The thug left empty-handed after the cashier at the Total Garage in Newton Aycliffe, County Durham, refused to hand over any money, despite being threatened with a kitchen knife.

Unfortunately for officers, their only clue to the man’s identity seems to be a preference for French Connection underwear.

Detective Inspector Caroline Dawson said: ‘We hope that by releasing images of the items of clothing worn during the robbery they may help us identify the man involved.’

One wonders how the girl and her colleagues would tackle an identity parade. . .

Anyone with information relating to the incident, which took place on December 23, should contact Newton Aycliffe police, or call Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

Crime scene: The Total petrol station at Burnhill Way, Newton Aycliffe where the robber left empty-handed

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The I’d parade should be a load a bums!!

– pugmad, England, 07/1/2012 06:04

Wow, David Charlton for sure. He must have got parole from strangeways. ” will ya watch mi feet!”

– Paul Rogers, Kuwait, 07/1/2012 05:48

Bit of a bum job here I wonder whether the law will get to the bottom of this case there’s probably a bit of a hole in the evidence why aye lass

– scottish terrier, sydney australia, 07/1/2012 05:25

dad ???????????

– thomas , leeds , 07/1/2012 05:11

HAHA ‘Durham, refused to hand over any money, despite being threatened with a kitchen knife’. ***************Thief: GIVE ME THE MONEY I HAVE A KNIFE…… Durham: NO………Thief: OK, BYE.

– CJ, UK, 07/1/2012 04:18

It’s a bum rap.

– anon, anon, 07/1/2012 04:12

Yeh butt … no butt … yeh butt … stop giving me evils. Could be Vicky Pollard’s.

– Minnie the Minx, UK, 07/1/2012 03:07

Well if they do catch him he will get off as his lawyer will claim it is a bum rap . . . . . . .

– WereWoof, Redditch, worcs, 07/1/2012 02:49

They’ll get to the bottom of this

– Ron Burgundy, San Diego, 07/1/2012 01:17

my god its wee jimmy

– megan, glasgow, 07/1/2012 01:07

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