Of Eclipses, Chemtrails, Sunglasses & Women

The wife is running around asking me which way to look because we have been chemtrailed so heavily the sun can not be seen.
Told her where the sun will be in the sky but also told her she will not see anything.
She really don’t want to believe me but had to admit I “might” be right.
That is as close as any wife will ever come to admitting their husband “might” be right about anything.

When I was a young buck, several of the people I worked with took welding helmets and put two of the darkest lens available in each helmet and watched an eclipse.

Today I would not even bother watching if the chemtrails were not blocking out the sun.
Eclipses are like women.
Seen one women necked, you have seen it all.
Some may be rounder in places, some skinnier at certain areas, but all the fixtures are the same stuff.

I recall my father teaching me words of wisdom when I was a boy.
He said, “Boy, comes to women they all have the same thing down there.
Just packaged different from women to women”.

I am wearing my sunglasses today as I wear them anytime I go outside during the day to save my eyes from damage to sun’s rays which come through cloud cover.

As for the Eclipse itself and those shaking in their wool about what is going to happen, long past I put my soul and this life into God’s hands and so I have no fear of what will come.
God’s will be done!

Talking to my wife about the eclipse and my lack of worry about it made me remember some words from an 1980’s song.
J Geils Band.
Piss on The Wall.

“Well the yanks hate the reds and the Greeks hate hate the Turks,
I really hate to say it but they are all a bunch of jerks,
Everybody shaking cause the Big One is about to fall,
Just gotta hold it steady while I piss on the wall!”

See you on the other side!

The Ole Dog!

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