Obamacare * How To Lay Off Workers *

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way.  To compensate for these  increases,
our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees
instead.  This has really been bothering me since I believe we are
family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did.  I walked through our parking lots and found
sixty ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go.  I can’t think of a more fair
way to approach this problem.  They voted for change……I gave it to
them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

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