NRA chief Wayne LaPierre issued a strange warning to Americans in a Daily Caller op-ed Wednesday, suggesting that guns will protect us against everything from terrorism to natural disasters. It’s not the first time he has used fact-free scare tactics to encourage people to join the NRA and arm themselves.

Here are some problems that can be solved by gun culture, according to the NRA:

1. School violence — In the wake of the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School, LaPierre said that putting more guns in schools is the “one thing” that could prevent future tragedies.

“If it’s crazy to call for armed officers in our schools to protect our children, then call me crazy,” he said on “Meet the Press.” “I think the American people think it’s crazy not to do it. It’s the one thing that would keep people safe.”

Armed security at Columbine High School failed to stop the deadliest mass shooting at an American high school in 1999, when two students killed 15 people and wounded 23 more.

2. Latin American drug gangs — In his Daily Caller piece, LaPierre writes:

Latin American drug gangs have invaded every city of significant size in the United States. Phoenix is already one of the kidnapping capitals of the world, and though the states on the U.S./Mexico border may be the first places in the nation to suffer from cartel violence, by no means are they the last. The president flagrantly defies the 2006 federal law ordering the construction of a secure border fence along the entire Mexican border. So the border today remains porous not only to people seeking jobs in the U.S., but to criminals whose jobs are murder, rape, robbery and kidnapping.

LaPierre doesn’t site his sources, maybe because Phoenix is not the kidnapping capital of the world and the U.S. does not rely upon armed civilans to secure the border.

3. Hurricane looters — LaPierre went on to reimagine the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy in his op-ed:

After Hurricane Sandy, we saw the hellish world that the gun prohibitionists see as their utopia. Looters ran wild in south Brooklyn. There was no food, water or electricity. And if you wanted to walk several miles to get supplies, you better get back before dark, or you might not get home at all.

Sandy looters pillaged a pharmacy in Coney Island but most looting cases were thrown out and crime in New York City slowed during the storm. There were no murders for five days after it hit. MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough declared this claim and the drug cartel warning “so laced with racial overtones” that Republicans should condemn it.

4. Violence against women — Guns not only protect against the border rapists LaPierre warned about in his op-ed, but they can serve as an equalizer for women in other violent situations, said Gayle Trotter of the Independent Women’s Forum, a neoconservative group originally formed to defend Clarence Thomas against sexual harassment allegations.

“Guns make women safer,” Trotter said at a Senate hearing in January. “Using a firearm with a magazine holding more than 10 rounds of ammunition, a woman would have a fighting chance even against multiple attackers.”

LaPierre has been making this argument for almost 20 years. In a 1995 interview with Spy (via the Atlantic), he said:

“At the scene of every crime, there’s only going to be two people: the criminal and the victim,” LaPierre said, explaining the NRA only wants to make sure the victim can defend herself. “And that’s why more American women every day are joining the NRA, is that they’re fearful of the collapse of the criminal justice system, and they want to exercise their right to personal protection.”

Guns escalate violence against women far more often than they stop it. As Slate’s Amanda Marcotte points out, a gun isn’t usually within the victim’s reach during a domestic dispute and women are about 83 times more likely to be shot to death by an intimate partner than they are to kill one with a gun in self-defense.

5. “Wand-rape” of female fliers — “Armed Americans have an obvious role in stopping terrorists in their tracks,” and racial profiling in airports could replace invasive TSA screenings, according to LaPierre.

“You see red-faced, teary-eyed, 15-year-old girls enduring security wands orbiting their breasts while electronic squeals detect the metal in their underwire bras,” he said in 2002 following the 9/11 attacks. “You see women cringe as security men let their wands linger between their legs… I guess it’s okay to wand-rape someone’s daughter in public, but no profiling.”

He went on to recommend targeting potential terrorists who fall into “fairly narrow categories of gender, age, nationality and religion.” The problem with profiling, other than it being racist and humiliating, is that it makes us less safe by giving terrorists obvious “blind spots” to exploit.

ALSO: Workplace homicides, pizza boy murders, the academic ruling class, Rambo on crack, hurricanes, tornadoes, riots, terrorists, gangs, lone criminals, Euro-style debt riots, civil unrest and armed thugs jacked up on meth who just smashed out your patio door with a pavestone.

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  • Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)

    “I wish to God she had had an m-4 in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out … and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids,” Gohmert said of slain principal Dawn Hochsprung on <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/16/louie-gohmert-guns_n_2311379.html”><em>Fox News Sunday</em></a>. He argued that shooters often choose schools because they know people will be unarmed.

  • Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell (R)

    “If people were armed, not just a police officer, but other school officials that were trained and chose to have a weapon, certainly there would be an opportunity to stop an individual trying to get into the school,” he <a href=”http://www.wtop.com/610/3162096/Gov-Is-it-time-to-arm-school-officials”>told WTOP’s “Ask the Governor” show</a> Tuesday, warning that Washington may respond to such a policy with a “knee-jerk reaction.”

  • Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam (R) & State Sen. Frank Niceley (R)

    Gov. Haslam says he will consider a Tennessee plan to secretly arm and train some teachers, <a href=”http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/12/tennessee-armed-teachers.php”>TPM reports</a>. The legislation will be introduced by State Sen. Frank Niceley (R) next month.

    “Say some madman comes in. The first person he would probably try to take out was the resource officer. But if he doesn’t know which teacher has training, then he wouldn’t know which one had [a gun],” Niceley told TPM. “These guys are obviously cowards anyway and if someone starts shooting back, they’re going to take cover, maybe go ahead and commit suicide like most of them have.”

  • Oklahoma State Rep. Mark McCullough (R) & State Sen. Ralph Shortey (R)

    State Rep. Mark McCullough (R) <a href=”http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=336&articleid=20121217_336_0_OKLAHO168827″>told the Tulsa World</a> he plans to file legislation that would bring guns into schools, calling their absence “irresponsible.”

    “It is incredibly irresponsible to leave our schools undefended – to allow mad men to kill dozens of innocents when we have a very simple solution available to us to prevent it,” he said. “I’ve been considering this proposal for a long time. In light of the savagery on display in Connecticut, I believe it’s an idea whose time has come.”

    Sen. Ralph Shortey (R) told the Tulsa World that teachers should carry concealed weapons at school events. “Allowing teachers and administrators with concealed-carry permits the ability to have weapons at school events would provide both a measure of security for students and a deterrent against attackers,” he said.

  • Florida State Rep. Dennis Baxley (R)

    Baxley, who once sponsored Florida’s controversial Stand Your Ground law, <a href=”http://politics.heraldtribune.com/2012/12/17/florida-legislator-allow-guns-in-schools/”>told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune </a>that keeping guns out of schools makes them a target for attacks.

    “We need to be more realistic at looking at this policy,” he said. “In our zealousness to protect people from harm we’ve created all these gun-free zones and what we’ve inadvertently done is we’ve made them a target. A helpless target is exactly what a deranged person is looking for where they cannot be stopped.”

  • Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R)

    At a Tea Party event Monday night, <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/18/rick-perry-guns-in-schools_n_2322185.html”>Perry praised a Texas school system that allows some staff to carry concealed weapons to work</a> and encouraged local school districts to make their own policies.

  • Minnesota State Rep. Tony Cornish (R)

    Cornish <a href=”http://www.kdlt.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=22736&Itemid=57″>plans to introduce legislation that would allow teachers to arm themselves</a>, according to the AP.

  • Oregon State Rep. Dennis Richardson (R)

    In an email <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/17/oregon-state-rep-dennis-richardson-teacher-guns-stopped-connecticut-shooting_n_2317444.html?ir=Education”>obtained by Gawker</a> and excerpted below, Richardson tells three superintendents that he could have saved lives had he been armed and in Sandy Hook on Friday:

    <blockquote>If I had been a teacher or the principal at the Sandy Hook Elementary School and if the school district did not preclude me from having access to a firearm, either by concealed carry or locked in my desk, most of the murdered children would still be alive, and the gunman would still be dead, and not by suicide.

    [O]ur children’s safety depends on having a number of well-trained school employees on every campus who are prepared to defend our children and save their lives?</blockquote>

  • Former Education Secretary Bill Bennett

    “And I’m not so sure — and I’m sure I’ll get mail for this — I’m not so sure I wouldn’t want one person in a school armed, ready for this kind of thing,” Bennett, who served as education secretary under Ronald Reagan, <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/16/bill-bennett-education-secretary-connecticut-shooting_n_2311774.html”>told <em>Meet the Press</em> Sunday</a>. “The principal lunged at this guy. The school psychologist lunged at the guy. It has to be someone who’s trained, responsible. But, my god, if you can prevent this kind of thing, I think you ought to.”