MTV Movie Awards: Russell Brand Mocks Katy Perry, Michael Fassbender In Monologue

June 4th, 2012

FAKE NEWS for the Zionist agenda

At the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday night, Russell Brand mocked Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen, Michael Fassbender’s penis and Katy Perry.

“Justin Bieber is so pretty that even if he was attacking me, I’d do a little orgasm,” Brand joked, referencing Bieber’s recent scuffle with a photographer. “It’s his hair!”

The comic — who co-stars in the upcoming “Rock of Ages” and made many references to its June 15 release — also goofed on Charlie Sheen, who was in the audience for reasons unknown. Brand told Sheen that he stashed a bottle of alcohol and some cocaine under the actor’s seat in case Sheen wanted to imbibe.

Brand also made jokes about his short-lived marriage to pop star Katy Perry through Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

“Wait until you see what I have to say about celebrities with short-lived marriages!” Brand said on Sunday night. “Kanye storming the stage the last time I hosted took a lot of pressure off me, and Kim’s record-breaking short marriage also took pressure off me. Cheers.”

Brand and Perry met at the MTV Video Music Awards in September of 2009 and were engaged by January of the next year. They married in India on Oct. 23, 2010.

“The last time I hosted I did marry someone who was there, so I’m keeping my eyes open for a new wife tonight,” Brand said, before shouting, “Fassbender!”

That would be Michael Fassbender, who was at the MTV Movie Awards to represent “Prometheus” and provide Brand with the opportunity to make penis jokes.

For more on the MTV Movie Awards, check out HuffPost Entertainment’s full coverage here.

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Actress Emma Stone arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Emma Watson arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Charlize Theron arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Kristen Stewart arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Charlize Theron arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Amy Paffrath arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Holland Roden arrives at the MTV

Actress Holland Roden arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actor Jackson Rathbone arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Musicians Dan Auerbach (L) and Patrick Carney of The Black Keys arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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American RB/soul musician Janelle Mone arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actors Ryan Guzman and Kathryn McCormick

Actors Ryan Guzman and Kathryn McCormick (R) arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Victoria Justice arrives at the

Actress Victoria Justice arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Paris Hilton (L) and Nicky Hilt

Actress Paris Hilton (L) and Nicky Hilton arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Paris Hilton (L) and Nicky Hilton arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Comedian Jeff Dye arrives at the MTV Mov

Comedian Jeff Dye arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Paris Hilton (L) and Nicky Hilt

Actress Paris Hilton (L) and Nicky Hilton arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Alex Frnka arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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TV personality Mario Lopez arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Jessica Lu arrives at the MTV Mo

Actress Jessica Lu arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actor Jean Claude Van Damme arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Shailene Woodley arrives at the

Actress Shailene Woodley arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actor Josh Hutcherson arrives at the MTV

Actor Josh Hutcherson arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Elizabeth Banks arrives at the M

Actress Elizabeth Banks arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Kristen Stewart arrives at the M

Actress Kristen Stewart arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actor Chris Hemsworth arrives at the MTV

Actor Chris Hemsworth arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Jenna Dewan-Tatum arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actor Channing Tatum (L) and Jenna Dewan

Actor Channing Tatum (L) and Jenna Dewan-Tatum arrive at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Greer Grammer arrives at the MTV

Actress Greer Grammer arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
Actress Jessica Biel arrives at the MTV

Actress Jessica Biel arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)
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Shailene Woodley holds her award for ‘Best Breakthrough Performance’ for her role in ‘The Descendants,’ in the press room at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / FREDERIC J. BROWN (Photo credit should read FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/GettyImages)
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Actress Christina Ricci arrives at the MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios, in Los Angeles, California, on June 3, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JOE KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)