ME FIRST TO CANCUN!!! Cruz Demands Anheuser-Busch Hand Over Dylan Mulvaney Information

August 22nd, 2023

Awake Goy

ME FIRST TO CANCUN!!! Cruz (R-Texas) has ramped up demands that Anheuser-Busch hand over documents in relation to an investigation of whether Bud Light’s marketing promotion with a transgender influencer was marketing beer to kids.”

Scalawag ME FIRST TO CANCUN Cruz

who ran like a little bitch to sunny Cancun

while old folks and little kids froze to death in the OCCUPIED ILLEGALLY for 158 years and counting Republic of Texas,

including a little boy who froze to death in his bed just down the road from me while ME FIRST TO CANCUN Cruz sipped frosted alcoholic drinks on a sunny Cancun beach.

A real man who had shame for cowardly acts, having f##ked up this badly, having shown the whole world their cowardly ass, would slink away, stay as far away from public attention as possible to hide their shame.

Not Scalawag ME FIRST TO CANCUN Cruz.

This braying to the four winds like a mangy flea infested desert jackass Cruz looks for any reason to stick his cowardly face which looks like a pultruding hemorrhoid covered hairy ass into public view.

In this instance, he is trying to prove a beer company is trying to market beer to kids.
ME FIRST TO CANCUN!!! Cruz don’t want little kids drinking beer, he wants them freezing to death in their beds so there will be more Cerveza Frio for him to swill while he is on that sunny Cancun beach.

His sorry ass reminds me of when the captain of the Costa Concordia passenger ship was screwing around with a blonde bimbo instead of taking care of business, ran his ship aground.

While passengers drowned, he got his ass on the first life raft he could leaving those he had was responsible for to die in the cold waters.

AS THE Occupied Republic of Texas ship the TEXAS GOES DOWN, SCALAWAG SHIP’S OFFICER CRUZ TAKES THE FIRST LIFEBOAT FOR HIMSELF,HIS LUGGAGE AND PLENTY OF BLANKETS TO KEEP HIS CHAMPAGNE FROM FREEZING, AND PADDLES OFF TO A TROPICAL ISLAND, LEAVING DYING CHILDREN AND WOMEN BEHIND TO DROWN IN THE FREEZING WATER.

When the Coast Guard showed up, they had to tell the “captain” of the Costa Concordia to get his misbegotten sorry cowardly ass off the life boat and back onto the ship where passengers were drowning, because he was the F##KING captain of the F##KING ship!!!!!!

I suppose the ball-less cowardly hypocritical pussy ME FIRST TO CANCUN Cruz can not help being a sorry little pile of pig shit ass hole, but persons without the balls to stand on the deck of a ship and go down with it in order to save women, children and old folks they are responsible for from drowning in FREEZING waters, should not become a F##KING ship’s officer!

Some time back, ME FIRST TO CANCUN Cruz was screaming to sent American children to die fighting Russia in Ukraine.
As he was that passionate about fighting the Russians in Ukraine, I figured he would want to lead the charge.

Knowing he had no experience in war