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February 10th, 2021 
Awake Goy 
2026: Somewhere in Mediterranean. Summer night.
You and your wife are blindfolded, you can only hear the sound of a boat motor and waves.
You try to peak a little bit, but a big and unpleasant guy comes and says, “you not allowed to see, capisce you stupida?!”
Then you shake your head confirming that you understand.
Time is passing slowly, it feels like eternity.
Shots being fired, now you start to feel really uncomfortable and your wifey is complaining she has got to pee.
Someone is reloading his gun, shots are being fired again.
“What is happening?” you ask with a shaky voice, and someone answers, “your president Oprah sent thousands of surveillance drones into this area, now we have to shoot them down and that’s what’s happening right now. Not good for business.”
“This was a bad idea!” wifey screams, “I wanna go home.”
“Don’t worry sweetie, everything will be fine,” you say, “they won’t catch us and we’ll keep our social credit.”
Just relax. Tired, you both fall asleep, just to wake up inside the trunk of a speeding vehicle.
Suddenly the car stops, you’re scared shitless and sweating like a pig. All you can hear is the sound of the goats somewhere in the distance. –GET OUT!-
Now they are forcing you to walk through the mountain in a ghillie suit. “Honey, it’s still better than traveling inside the mule like we did last year,” you’re comforting your wife. “But, Marrakech was really breathtaking,” she says. Deep inside you disagree with her. After couple of hours it’s all over, and you can almost smell the grilled bugs.
Time to start your vacation.
You’re greeted by an obese Italian women. “Welcome to our house guests. Salute!”
You and your wifey- unvaccinated travellers.
Tourist agency- Cosa Nostra.
Surveillance drones- TEA(Tourism Enforcement Agency).
Holiday location- Secret.
This is the new „normal“ in sector of tourism for people without covid passport. Tourism of this kind may become very lucrative business for the mafia.
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