Ladies and gentlemen, today marking the 1st day of the month we call July, I present to you (without further ado than is reasonably necessary ((considering the monumental importance of such an event))) the one, the only, the much anticipated . . . July Open Thread.
But before officially commencing the comments, I must let it be known that it has come to my attention that my recent #SolutionsWatch episode on Laughing With Tyrants, besides committing the heinous sin of encouraging people to laugh despite the fact that pain exists in the world (how absolutely dare I!?), also committed another heinous sin: the sin of omission!
Yes, beloved commentator William Randolph Hea…errr, I mean, “Charles Foster Kane” has pointed out that the episode forgot to mention the most important publication of all, The Globalist Gazette, a news source of impeccable repute delivering the hard truths about such matters as:
NATO Scores 4.3 on Google Reviews
and
and
“Sausage Fingers” Are A Symptom Of Innate Greatness
and
Canada World’s Most Popular Place to Kill Yourself
And many other hard-hitting examples of groundbreaking journalism.
I would like to thank Mr. Hearst—Mr. Kane!!!—for allowing me the chance to correct this grievous oversight.
That is all. Now back to your regularly scheduled chat.
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