JESUS SAVES JOHN HAGEE MOANED AS HE HUMPED THE CHURCH SECRETARY


Jesus saves John Hagee moaned as he humped the church secretary-
I like sex with you more than my wife he told her as my wife is so sedentary-

You make me want to use my holy pole in ways which leave me in a lurch-
But God will forgive me and so will the congregation of my church-

So bend over and spread them necked cheeks while I get the Vaseline-
Your chocolate highway is a pig fat preacher’s wet dream-

Nitwityahoo told me to preach this Sunday on holocausting the indigenous Semitic Palestinians-
But I believe I will take Sunday’s message from the thirteenth chapter of 1st Corinthians-

The Love chapter comes to mind as you and I commit adultery-
Damn baby your teats swinging there make me so damned sultry-

I promise I will get a divorce so we can get hitched soon-
But right now just stick that butt up here so I can shoot the moon!

The Ole Dog!

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