Two men were having coffee when one of them said–
“Last night my son just walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please give my jewelry to the Salvation Army. Then, sell my car. Take my front-door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.’”
The other man said: “Wow, he really said that?”
“Well, no, he didn’t put it quite that way…What he actually said was, ‘Dad, I’ve decided to work for Romney’s election campaign.’”
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