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September 11th, 2020 
Awake Goy The key features of this truly phenomenal virus are as follows:
Influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases are all abolished in the Covid era as is ‘death from natural causes’… COVID-19 is the cause of every death in 2020 and beyond…
It’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches, schools, and on beaches…
It has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Walmart, Kmart, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, Sears, Macy’s …. and especially those who work in liquor stores…
The virus seems to target mostly Mom and Pop businesses and barber shops, who have far fewer customers walk through their doors…
The virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat-packing companies and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time…
In the USA, construction and supermarket workers, and especially Amazon employees and their vehicles, somehow have a natural immunity but will obviously still need to be vaccinated…
Also, police uniforms hold the cure for the virus… no social distancing, not even masks are needed, as long as you wear a police uniform…
It doesn’t affect children, except for a few who got it… same with animals…
It also does not affect anti-American rioters, looters, arsonists, murderers and terrorists who work for George Soros and the DNC… BLM, AntiFa and SUNRISE anarchists are particularly immune to this crafty virus.
However, anyone who goes to a Trump Rally, or who is a not a registered Democrat, is quite likely to be a super-carrier of a ‘Conservative Covid strain’! They should be quarantined indefinitely! That virus is the most feared of the contagious strains lest it infect the rest of the brain-dead American population. Yes, the so-called super-spreaders must be segregated from society practically forever…
The virus is also imposing mandatory face masks on everyone to prevent too much oxygen from getting into people’s brains…
Spraying beaches and streets with bleach, as well as spraying chemical airborne disinfectants from airplanes over densely populated areas, have been known to do miracles for people’s lungs affected by this very strange virus…
We would need millions of ventilators… unless we suddenly won’t need any ventilators…
And we need to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims, and the avalanche of TikTok videos by overworked heroic doctors and nurses…who have time to dance and sing on their ICU units…
Categorized as an ‘invisible enemy’, and one that can never be definitively beaten… and always lurking in the shadows, much like the utterly fake War on Terror…
It really loves New York, too. New York City is its favorite place because it’s a really cosmopolitan virus…
There’s a Celebrity Strain, and a highly Deadly Strain of the virus…
Even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grandkids, yet the UK strain forbids that…
In India alone, the killer virus managed to lock up 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them within just a few short months…
Every loss of life from this virus is tragic… however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay…
Experts have pointed out that this seasonal virus could easily be defeated by forever abolishing families, individual privacy, untraceable cash money, and all small independent farms and businesses…
We all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative… or test positive… and our antibodies may or may not give immunity…WOW!
Only a heavily government-funded, hastily-tested mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7.8 billion people, every and every year to neutralize the constantly mutating virus… since the original strain of COVID-19 has long been history…
Also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus… make sure you leave that to the professionals over at the CDC, NIH, FDA and the WHO, which are then reflexively parroted by MSNBC, CNN, BBC, CBC, CTV and the rest of the reliable “wink wink “ mainstream media journalists around the world.
Submitted by Shoshone
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