Celebrity Divorce: 5 Celebrities Who Joked About Divorce

September 16th, 2012

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Divorce is no laughing matter, but that hasn’t stopped celebrities from poking fun at their splits.

From twice-divorced Robin Williams’ famous quote, “Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet,” to Mickey Roony’s equally snarky, “A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m about $100,000 short,” celebrities illustrate that laughter is really the best post-split medicine. Click through the slideshow for five other celebs who joked about their divorces.

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Russell Brand

After just over a year of marriage, Russell Brand a href=”http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/30/katy-perry-divorce-russell-brand/” target=”_hplink”filed to divorce/a Katy Perry in December 2011. In his opening monologue as host of the 2012 MTV Movie Awards, Brand a href=”http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1686401/russell-brand-host-monologue-mtv-movie-awards.jhtml” target=”_hplink”made light of the split/a: “Last time I did an MTV show I ended up marrying someone,” he said, referring to a href=”http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-06-04/news/32037250_1_russell-brand-mtv-movie-awards-show-kris-humphries” target=”_hplink”his meeting ex-wife Perry/a at an MTV Video Music Awards rehearsal in 2009. “Tonight I’m going to keep my eyes peeled for my next wife.”
George Lopez

George Lopez’s wife, Ann Serrano, a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/24/comedian-george-lopezs-wi_n_788352.html” target=”_hplink”filed for divorce/a in November 2010 after 7 years of marriage. Several months later, on his since-cancelled talk show “Lopez Tonight,” the a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UllJgF8UI” target=”_hplink”comedian joked about his split with guest Camille Grammer/a: “Let’s go through a couple of things that are happening. Let’s see. You have a new cable show, you’re getting divorced, and there’s no pre-nup…Wait a minute…that’s me.”
Zooey Deschanel

“New Girl” actress Zooey Deschanel a href=”http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2012/01/zooey-deschanel-divorce-ben-gibbard.html” target=”_hplink”filed for divorce/a from Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard in December 2011.

A couple of months later, as host of the Writers Guild of America awards, Deschanel a href=”http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/zooey_deschanel_to_men_at_the_writers_wzbYKb1ZIl2j2u3ikiXSYK” target=”_hplink”made light of her newly single status/a. “Welcome to Nerd Prom,” she said. “Male writers, you are so hot with your minds and plaid shirts. Hit on me.”
Courteney Cox

“Cougar Town” leading lady Courteney Cox a href=”http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20433530,00.html” target=”_hplink”announced her split/a from husband David Arquette in October 2010. Both parties a href=”http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/courteney-cox-files-divorce-papers-same-day-as-david-arquette-2012136″ target=”_hplink”filed for divorce/a in June 2012.

When a href=”http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/courteney-cox-divorce-papers-david-arquette/” target=”_hplink”TMZ cameras approached Cox/a about Arquette’s decision to file divorce docs, she sarcastically responded, “He diiiiid? Oh my god, I didn’t know.”
Craig Ferguson

Twice-divorced late-night host Craig Ferguson’s first a href=”http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/4060285/Craign-Ferguson-lands-TV-deal-From-alcoholic-on-brink-of-suicide-to-16m-a-year-chat-show-king-how-boy-from-Cumbernauld-conquered-America.html” target=”_hplink”marriage to Anne Hogarth/a ended in 1986, and his second — to a href=”http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/4060285/Craign-Ferguson-lands-TV-deal-From-alcoholic-on-brink-of-suicide-to-16m-a-year-chat-show-king-how-boy-from-Cumbernauld-conquered-America.html” target=”_hplink”Sascha Corwin, whom he wed in in 1998/a — a href=”http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/scottishnews/4060285/Craign-Ferguson-lands-TV-deal-From-alcoholic-on-brink-of-suicide-to-16m-a-year-chat-show-king-how-boy-from-Cumbernauld-conquered-America.html” target=”_hplink”ended in 2004/a.

In his 2009 book ema href=”http://www.amazon.com/American-Purpose-Improbable-Adventures-Unlikely/dp/0061719544″ target=”_hplink”American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot/a/em, Ferguson took a humorous jab at divorce lawyers: “Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing. I like to believe there is an extra warm corner of hell for these f***ers who traffic in emotional misery.”