Amazon unveils their delivery drone of the future. |
I’m sure you’ve seen the so-called news piece where Amazon, the online mega superstore, claims you will soon be receiving the goods that you have purchased online through the use of a drone, the same type of drone that local law enforcement, the FBI, US intelligence agencies, the TSA, the Department of Homeland Security and a host of other government agencies will also use to keep you and your family under constant surveillance.
First of all, I’m am quite convinced there’s at least one person at Amazon who has figured out that even a moderately sized package cannot be lifted by one of these small drones, but if that simple fact has somehow eluded every suit in the boardroom, perhaps someone may have figured out that there would have to be Amazon hangers littering the landscape from coast to coast for such a colossal undertaking.
This brings us to cost; the immense cost of operating such a fleet would run one of the last remaining successful companies in this country into the ground faster than a Wall Street investment banker, not to mention our once blue skies would be blackened by an apocalyptic locust cloud of thigh masters, pocket hoses, and wonder bras.
What’s really going on here is that the U.S. government is now going to launch a program designed to desensitize the population to these nightmarish Orwellian drones. Undoubtedly, we will now begin to see more and more of these drones conducting surveilance over our homes, our places of business, our shops, beaches, parks and our children’s schools, and one thing is for certain, you will not be seeing any Snuggies, No No’s or Slap Chops coming in for a landing.
Greg Giles
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